Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[Blooie]

Anyone interested in chipmunks, I can trap and ship enough for a crowd.

No thanks...the drumsticks are too small.

 

[Kusanar]

Anyone interested in chipmunks, I can trap and ship enough for a crowd.

Go to youtube and check out "chipmunks roasting over an open fire", it's hilarious.

 

[sunflour]

Go to youtube and check out "chipmunks roasting over an open fire", it's hilarious.

How funny!! Ok, I do hereby withdraw my offer for chipmunk shipping. Gonna roast 'em and make jerky and eat them all myself.

 

[JadedPhoenix]

Speaking of the Bell Curve, where do you think someone who takes "blanket medical advice" from a lay person on a backyard chicken forum would fall on it? Frankly, I ignore any such advice and assume anyone with any sense does too. But, those who take such advice to heart need to get out of the gene pool ... a task that is accomplished by following such advice in the first place. See? No need to be concerned; everything rights itself in the end.

This is why I hate the warning labels on every single thing in our lives. We've eliminated the whole "survival of the fittest" thing by protecting folks from their own stupidity. This is no lie. I once read a label on a box of cake mix that stated:

Best if baked in clean pan

Dang!! I wanted to use the same pan from last night's lasagna!! You mean I have to wash a dirty pan first? I would have loved working that customer support line when the moron called in to complain that the cake didn't rise.

 

[JadedPhoenix]

Anyone interested in chipmunks, I can trap and ship enough for a crowd.

LOL!!! I might!!! I took the turkey for Thanksgiving at work last year and I think I'll be roped in to doing it again this year. I would love to take something like that in instead and sit back with a camera!!!

 

[Hinotori]

 

Speaking of the Bell Curve, where do you think someone who takes "blanket medical advice" from a lay person on a backyard chicken forum would fall on it? Frankly, I ignore any such advice and assume anyone with any sense does too. But, those who take such advice to heart need to get out of the gene pool ... a task that is accomplished by following such advice in the first place. See? No need to be concerned; everything rights itself in the end.

This is why I hate the warning labels on every single thing in our lives.  We've eliminated the whole "survival of the fittest" thing by protecting folks from their own stupidity.  This is no lie.  I once read a label on a box of cake mix that stated:  

Best if baked in clean pan

Dang!!  I wanted to use the same pan from last night's lasagna!!  You mean I have to wash a dirty pan first?  I would have loved working that customer support line when the moron called in to complain that the cake didn't rise.  

On warning labels. We bought a bag of walnuts once that had a big warning on the back "May contain nuts"

 

[TheKeeper]

On warning labels. We bought a bag of walnuts once that had a big warning on the back "May contain nuts"

Wow. That's better than the one on the hair dryer stating "Do not use while immersed in water".
Really?!? I thought I'd just multi-task over here after folding the clothes before I put them in the washing machine.

 

[vehve]

My favorite is from Christmas lights: "Only for indoor and outdoor use."

 

[Hinotori]

My favorite is from Christmas lights: "Only for indoor and outdoor use."

Must be a warning to astronauts to not use them in space.

 

[coffeychicks]

We need a forum of stupid warning labels