Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[7 Biddies]

No you don't! She smacks people with her cane for emphasis! And I bruise easily...

She's my role model; it's been my lifelong ambition to become just like her!!

 

[ShellLea]

She's amazing, from a distance.

I wish. She's darn near deaf. Gotta stand close enough to get whacked and yell for her to hear you.

She's my role model too! I'm already looking for a cane to whack young 'uns with, even though it'll be a couple decades before I can get away with it!

 

[farmerfogg]

I was talking to someone about my chickens. I had said that I have 6 beautiful looking chickens. And she said, "Actually, you have 5 chickens and 1 rooster." Really? Aren't they ALL chickens? I still laugh at that one!

:cd

 

[janinepeters]

"Do you really EAT the eggs that come out of your chickens' butts?!? Chickens are dirty! I only eat eggs that come from a store."

I guess that's a common one. But it still gets me every time.

 

[mfpif16]

*shakes head* I got the classic "you need a rooster to get eggs" one again this week when I was at my brother's hockey tournament talking to one of the moms. I explained that you don't need a rooster to get eggs, just chicks.
My brother also giggled when I told him that a rooster is also called a cock. Geez, boys are annoying!

 

[WRVgirl]

"Do you really EAT the eggs that come out of your chickens' butts?!? Chickens are dirty! I only eat eggs that come from a store."

I guess that's a common one. But it still gets me every time.

Heck no! I put those eggs in the incubator, hatch them out, grow them, and then eat them!
LMAO.

 

[oldrooster]

"Do you really EAT the eggs that come out of your chickens' butts?!? Chickens are dirty! I only eat eggs that come from a store."

I guess that's a common one. But it still gets me every time.

As I have posted before offer them a Tongue sandwich, you know if there's something wrong with where an egg comes from then eat something from the opposite end of a critter.....

 

[jester8484]

I'vd had to explain "you don't need a rooster for a hen to lay an egg" about 100 times....

 

[Brandi Leigh]

Brown eggs taste funny, I only eat white eggs. THEY MAKE GREEN EGGS!!! Are the green eggs spoiled?

 

[7 Biddies]

I'vd had to explain "you don't need a rooster for a hen to lay an egg" about 100 times....

Shhhhh. Don't tell my hens; I don't want them to find out because they might stop producing eggs.

While visiting my son in CA for the holiday, he told me he always thought lamb and sheep were separate animals. I told him that's why lamb chops and a leg of lamb were so small, and he said he thought it was because it's a small animal. "It IS a small animal; it's a baby sheep".

Where did I go wrong? I thought ALL children got baby animal books, and I was sure I read them to him.