Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[Lifestudent]

I said something that slipped out of my mouth the other day,

"Come here you little chikki poos!"
"Good morning my little sweeties!"
"Aww, look who loves mommy!"
"Who keeps pooing in the water?"
"Jeez Blondie! Don't poop on me!"

You're sounding just like my wife when she's playing with our chickens.

 

[Lifestudent]

I gave my neighbor my very first rooster that I had raised myself because I was moving and didn't have the time to cook him. He was just a youngster, barely even crowing. And he has been raised in a cage!! She took him telling me she would enjoy him for dinner. She even sounded excited about getting a chicken that was home grown. Well I found out that because my husband had said rooster in the sentence she took the bird and threw it away!!!!
It makes me upset that I gave her free food (even dressed and cured) and she threw it away!!! especially after we all know how much money goes into each bird.
Look at what this world is coming too!

Wow! My aunt (who is 2 years younger than me) also raises chickens, but on a much larger scale than we do. She asks for roosters that people don't want specifically for eating. She cans the meat, then uses it for chicken soup and chicken and dumplings.

 

[oldrooster]

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Can you share how she cans the meat? I mean explain it like you have never canned before.... Thank you

 

[cassie]

That is beyond sad that some humans these days can't tell a chicken from a duck

I can beat that. There was a duck club not far from me. A duck club is where people have memberships to go and hunt ducks and geese. Anyway, this idiot was showing off this nice big "goose" he had shot. It was a pelican. Fortunately for him, I wasn't there. I would have reported him to Fish and Game so fast he wouldn't have had time to sneeze.

 

[oldrooster]

Cassie I remember you telling that on another thread and wondering how much the person was drinking before hand.....

 

[cassie]

Cassie I remember you telling that on another thread and wondering how much the person was drinking before hand.....

He was stone cold sober. He didn't shoot the pelican because he was so drunk he couldn't tell the difference between a pelican and a goose. He just couldn't tell the difference between a pelican and a goose.

 

[Kiniska]

Wow, that is all kinds of special.

 

[Gomes Bantams]

Wow, that is all kinds of special.

you misspelled "stupid".

 

[Kiniska]

you misspelled "stupid".

LOL, me and those typographical errors.

 

[Lifestudent]

Can you share how she cans the meat? I mean explain it like you have never canned before.... Thank you

I'm not sure, but I think she cooks and debones it first. I know she pressure cans it.