Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[Chickadee42]

Ask them to explain exactly how it's different. I'd love to hear what they say! Seriously, meat is MEAT. No matter what shape it is, it's still a dead animal!

 

[lazy gardener]

Oh my goodness. Perhaps if she gets grossed out by the idea of cutting or grinding meat, she should just go out and chew it off the cow's flank! sorry for being gross here!

 

[oldrooster]

Ask them to explain exactly how it's different. I'd love to hear what they say! Seriously, meat is MEAT. No matter what shape it is, it's still a dead animal!

No it's not it is made at the store! lol

 

[maransfan16]

i have a good story here. we went to a fairly large town to go out with friends and eat and we had to stop by wal-mart and evidently a small field behind the store had been sprayed with manure and the wind shifted and blew the smell into the parking lot every one of those people were having a fit there were people SPRINTING to their cars to get out of the smell there were people checking their shoes and we even saw someone with a can of air freshener trying to get rid of the smell

 

[kimmommy23]

Listen to this one! So when one of my "girls" first started to lay she started with a jelly egg. I was fascinated by it and the next day we were having a birthday party at my house and I told everyone about it. My husband's aunt asked what I had done with it. I said I had tossed it as I was pretty sure the lack of shell would have encouraged bacterial growth. She said I shouldn't have done that. All eggs are laid soft like that and harden after just a few minutes. No reasoning on my part could sway her. Her argument"If the eggs were hard, the hens could never pass them"

WOW!

 

[IttyBiddyRedHen]

Okay then.

People....people.....people. I wish I had some gold nuggets to contribute.

 

[oldrooster]

Listen to this one! So when one of my "girls" first started to lay she started with a jelly egg. I was fascinated by it and the next day we were having a birthday party at my house and I told everyone about it. My husband's aunt asked what I had done with it. I said I had tossed it as I was pretty sure the lack of shell would have encouraged bacterial growth. She said I shouldn't have done that. All eggs are laid soft like that and harden after just a few minutes. No reasoning on my part could sway her. Her argument"If the eggs were hard, the hens could never pass them"

WOW!

You should have asked when a woman's water breaks dos the baby drip out also?

 

[CarolinaHen]

You should have asked when a woman's water breaks dos the baby drip out also?

Bwahahahaha!!! I just spit my coffee laughing!!

 

[linuxman]

Oh, it never ends, the stupid comments. I have had the "I cant eat you eggs! The chickens eat BUGS!" comment, the "If they are outside all day, what do they eat", and my favorite: "How do those, those THINGS become boneless, skinless chicken breasts?!?!".

Oh, how far we have gotten from everyone knowing how to process a chicken........

 

[linuxman]

Oh lord people are so silly. At school I always bring eggs and people are amazied by how cool they look and how they actually taste like something! I recently started to kill some roosters to eat them and we also have 2 cows we are raising for slaughter. People are like how, "can you eat that poor animal! you even gave it a name?! How cruel!". At least I know my animals lived a happy life before they were eaten rather than caged and sent down the conveyer belt. I am happy that I have convinced some people to my ideas rather than the silly ideas they have about chickens and farm food.

We actually had a friend who couldn't bring herself to kill her meat goat. She gave the thing to us. We promptly made ground meat. They have since gotten rid of all their goats, and are no longer raising meat chickens, either. Sad to think about all the wasted oppertunity for good food they are missing.....