Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[daring hen]

So right.

 

[Coralee]

My dad thinks that brown eggs are better than the others. I told some of my friends about my chicks. They told some of the popular girls. And now I get mean looks and comments like:what do you want those filthy birds for(I reply:for eggs)or I'm glad I don't live near you.(In reference to the smell that isn't there). You can't prove that they are not right.

I work in a convenience store, and I guarantee that people smell worse than chickens. My chickens take more dust baths than some of my customers use soap. My chickens NEVER have stinky alcohol/weed/tobacco breath to blow in my face. I wish some of my customers were as clean as my chickens. And more productive.

 

[subhanalah]

I work in a convenience store, and I guarantee that people smell worse than chickens. My chickens take more dust baths than some of my customers use soap. My chickens NEVER have stinky alcohol/weed/tobacco breath to blow in my face. I wish some of my customers were as clean as my chickens. And more productive.

When people tell me that chickens stink, I often ask myself "has this person actually smelled a chicken?"

I smell my chickens all the time, I find great comfort in stuffing my nose into the neck/back of a fluffy chicken. It reminds me of baby head smell. I think they smell clean and fresh like morning sun rays.

 

[Hinotori]

They smell like chickens to me. I have to stick my nose in their feathers. Same as the dogs and cats have their own smells. My mom's parrot smells like a parrot and my friend's ferrets smell like ferrets.

I've had people gag me with their stench and have had asthma attacks from people who bathe in perfumes. Given a choice between someone wearing a ton of perfume or someone smoking, I'll take the smoker. I'm less likely to have an attack because of them.

 

[subhanalah]

They smell like chickens to me. I have to stick my nose in their feathers. Same as the dogs and cats have their own smells. My mom's parrot smells like a parrot and my friend's ferrets smell like ferrets.

I've had people gag me with their stench and have had asthma attacks from people who bathe in perfumes. Given a choice between someone wearing a ton of perfume or someone smoking, I'll take the smoker. I'm less likely to have an attack because of them.

have to agree with you on that last fact FOR SURE!

 

[ChaoSS]

They smell like chickens to me. I have to stick my nose in their feathers. Same as the dogs and cats have their own smells. My mom's parrot smells like a parrot and my friend's ferrets smell like ferrets.

I've had people gag me with their stench and have had asthma attacks from people who bathe in perfumes. Given a choice between someone wearing a ton of perfume or someone smoking, I'll take the smoker. I'm less likely to have an attack because of them.

I'll take repugnant BO over the heavy perfumes. Around here (central California) there seems to be a cultural inclination toward heavy perfumes and Colognes rather than basic hygiene. Most of the time it smells like a combination of sour BO and perfume. Rather unpleasant.

 

[vehve]

I've visited many people who have dogs or other animals, and many of them have a bad smell in their homes. I try to ask people who visit us if it smells, but either they're too polite, or then we're doing something right.

I do have to say that chickens can produce quite a smell if you're not cleaning properly. And once you get up to three figures, there's going to be a noticeable smell from the chickens in my experience. It may not be a bad one, but you can smell it.

I used to live in an apartment building, and it was always fun when you had to share the elevator with a young woman who had just applied half a bottle of cheap perfume before exiting her apartment.

 

[7 Biddies]

Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young pullets, and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.

Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells. Fred's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!

When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. To Fred's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so t couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

Fred was so proud of old Butch that he entered him in the Brisbane Poultry Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize," but they also awarded him the "Pullet Surprise" as well.

Clearly, old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

Moral: Vote carefully in the next election - you can't always hear the bells.

 

[Crickett]

[COLOR=2F5496]Fred was[/COLOR] [COLOR=2F5496]in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young pullets, and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. [/COLOR] [COLOR=2F5496]He kept[/COLOR]  [COLOR=2F5496]records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=2F5496]This[/COLOR] [COLOR=2F5496]took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.[/COLOR] [COLOR=2F5496]Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=2F5496]Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells. Fred's[/COLOR] [COLOR=2F5496]favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all![/COLOR]

[COLOR=2F5496]When he[/COLOR] [COLOR=2F5496]went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.[/COLOR] [COLOR=2F5496]To Fred's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so t couldn't ring. He'd[/COLOR] [COLOR=2F5496]sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.[/COLOR]  

[COLOR=2F5496]Fred was[/COLOR] [COLOR=2F5496]so proud of old Butch that he entered him in the Brisbane Poultry Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result was the[/COLOR] [COLOR=2F5496]judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize," but they also awarded[/COLOR] [COLOR=2F5496]him the "Pullet Surprise" as well.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=2F5496]Clearly,[/COLOR] [COLOR=2F5496]old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could[/COLOR] [COLOR=2F5496]figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by[/COLOR] [COLOR=2F5496]being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them[/COLOR] [COLOR=2F5496]when they weren't paying[/COLOR] [COLOR=2F5496]attention.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=2F5496]Moral: Vote[/COLOR] [COLOR=2F5496]carefully in the next election - you can't always hear the bells.[/COLOR]

LOVE THIS!!!!!!! LOL!

 

[LBejaran]

[COLOR=2F5496]Fred was[/COLOR] [COLOR=2F5496]in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young pullets, and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. [/COLOR] [COLOR=2F5496]He kept[/COLOR]  [COLOR=2F5496]records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=2F5496]This[/COLOR] [COLOR=2F5496]took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.[/COLOR] [COLOR=2F5496]Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=2F5496]Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells. Fred's[/COLOR] [COLOR=2F5496]favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all![/COLOR]

[COLOR=2F5496]When he[/COLOR] [COLOR=2F5496]went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.[/COLOR] [COLOR=2F5496]To Fred's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so t couldn't ring. He'd[/COLOR] [COLOR=2F5496]sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.[/COLOR]  

[COLOR=2F5496]Fred was[/COLOR] [COLOR=2F5496]so proud of old Butch that he entered him in the Brisbane Poultry Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result was the[/COLOR] [COLOR=2F5496]judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize," but they also awarded[/COLOR] [COLOR=2F5496]him the "Pullet Surprise" as well.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=2F5496]Clearly,[/COLOR] [COLOR=2F5496]old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could[/COLOR] [COLOR=2F5496]figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by[/COLOR] [COLOR=2F5496]being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them[/COLOR] [COLOR=2F5496]when they weren't paying[/COLOR] [COLOR=2F5496]attention.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=2F5496]Moral: Vote[/COLOR] [COLOR=2F5496]carefully in the next election - you can't always hear the bells.[/COLOR]