Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[enola]

I have to get me one of those!!

 

[subhanalah]

We had one of those when I was a kid. We referred to it as "Dad". Some people might be more familiar with the "Mom" model. I have now taken that function in our home. Here it seems to be voice activated though, the better half just yells "Food! Snacks! Drinkable!" from her spot in the couch 

I have that in the "habibi-bean" model. Very limited edition.

 

[The Yakima Kid]

Quote:

I am waiting for a food slot to be installed in my quarters and be able to walk over to it and press a button and tell it what I want and it materializes out of thin air. I saw it on TV so it has to be true, phasers will replace policeman's guns any day now with proper from Star Fleet......

Sounds good to me. I am so tired of having to cook in hot weather. What I really want is a slot where I shove the dirty dishes, kitchen towels, kettles, etc. and they are automagically cleaned and put away in their proper storage places; come to think of it, that would work for laundry, too.. I don't mind the gardening and poultry raising, though.

 

[The Yakima Kid]

I have that in the "habibi-bean" model. Very limited edition.

Ya habibi, Ya habibi mode? He doesn't mind?

 

[subhanalah]

Ya habibi, Ya habibi mode? He doesn't mind?

I ask very sweetly.

 

[The Yakima Kid]

I ask very sweetly.

Ukhti, I find a sincere thank you, with a mention of how wonderful he is to bring home the turkey bacon is a good reinforcement.

 

[vehve]

 

 

 



But... food comes from the grocery store.  It does spontaneously regenerate in the shelves doesn't it?

 

 
Of course not. Food spontaneously regenerates in warehouses. That's why you see all of those semi-tractor trucks with grocery store and food logos on the highway. Now pay
 
attention, people, if food regenerated in the grocery store, they wouldn't need those trucks. So, obviously, it must regenerate at the warehouse....... you have to learn how to apply the scientific method. 

I am waiting for a food slot to be installed in my quarters and be able to walk over to it and press a button and tell it what I want and it materializes out of thin air. I saw it on TV so it has to be true, phasers will replace policeman's guns any day now with proper from Star Fleet......

Sounds good to me. I am so tired of having to cook in hot weather. What I really want is a slot where I shove the dirty dishes, kitchen towels, kettles, etc. and they are automagically cleaned and put away in their proper storage places; come to think of it, that would work for laundry, too.. I don't mind the gardening and poultry raising, though.

I saw a interior design show where they put two dishwashers in the kitchen, one is being filled while you use dishes from the other, instead of putting them away. I thought it was a great idea, if you've got the space.

 

[bigmrg74]

I saw a interior design show where they put two dishwashers in the kitchen, one is being filled while you use dishes from the other, instead of putting them away. I thought it was a great idea, if you've got the space.

That is the most insanely genius lazyman move ever! Just set a little arrow or something to point out which one needs to be fed at that time instead of just setting it in the sink like I'm likely to do.

 

[7 Biddies]

I saw a interior design show where they put two dishwashers in the kitchen, one is being filled while you use dishes from the other, instead of putting them away. I thought it was a great idea, if you've got the space.

Isn't it more cost effective to just unload the dishwasher? As for space, think of the cabinet space you'd save, not having to store all the clean dishes being kept in the dishwasher.

 

[tridentk9]

I saw a interior design show where they put two dishwashers in the kitchen, one is being filled while you use dishes from the other, instead of putting them away. I thought it was a great idea, if you've got the space.

I want two dryers! Or a dryer in the bedroom.