Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[Hinotori]

You are all so behind the times. They 3D print the carton and eggs in the back room of the store, the same as they do the meat. Those trucks just deliver printer supplies.

No - they 3D print the chickens, and then feed them used paper so they lay eggs neatly packaged in recycled paper cartons.

 

[Peep_Show]

Had a good one today: I was discussing how excited I was that my hatching eggs are arriving this week and the person I was talking with wanted to know what kind of chickens I ordered up. I told her that a full 3/4 of them are sex-links of various breedings so I'll be able to differentiate between the boys and girls and not have to deal with roos. She wanted to know how to sex the eggs......

 

[Peep_Show]

....and she has raised chickens for years.

 

[7 Biddies]

Had a good one today: I was discussing how excited I was that my hatching eggs are arriving this week and the person I was talking with wanted to know what kind of chickens I ordered up. I told her that a full 3/4 of them are sex-links of various breedings so I'll be able to differentiate between the boys and girls and not have to deal with roos. She wanted to know how to sex the eggs......

Sonagram?

 

[Blooie]

Sonagram?

No, silly! The boy eggs are pointed on the top, the girl ones are pointed on the bottom!

 

[7 Biddies]

No, silly! The boy eggs are pointed on the top, the girl ones are pointed on the bottom!

Are you telling me males have pointy heads??

 

[Crickett]

If the point fits!

 

[lazy gardener]

Why didn't you just order up hen eggs instead of rooster eggs????

 

[tntchix]

Why didn't you just order up hen eggs instead of rooster eggs????

wait. someone actually said those words to you?

 

[lazy gardener]

No, I tried to make a funny!