I know, I know. <Scuffing foot in sand> I'm heading back to the safety and neutrality of the Porch right now.
And what else could they think it tastes like? Fuzzy tuna? Why some folks think that what the meat is wrapped in affects the flavor is beyond me! Like the old brown egg/white egg argument! Throw in a blue or green egg and they act like Spellchecker trying to handle a 5 year old's text message!
Don't green eggs taste like lime?

And blue ones like blue berries?

That's why I picked brown eggers..you, know they have to taste like chocolate.