Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[lazy gardener]

Not to be confused with "I am chicken"....

 

[Hinotori]

Not to be confused with "I am chicken"....  

Hear me roar

 

[hennible]

Lol

 

[oldrooster]

Quote:
'There is no one here but us chickens

 

[sunflour]

Hear me roar

In numbers too big to ignore

 

[N F C]

Bravo!

 

[RichnSteph]

The one that never ceases to amaze me goes something like this... "Barnyard chickens are just gross. They need to be in a controlled environment where they only eat the right food in a sanitary way. That's why store eggs are white, the brown ones are an indication of them eating manure and dirt.". This is usually accompanied by a *sniff* and a head toss of the more informed individual I'm talking to.

RichnSteph

 

[sunflour]

The one that never ceases to amaze me goes something like this... "Barnyard chickens are just gross. They need to be in a controlled environment where they only eat the right food in a sanitary way. That's why store eggs are white, the brown ones are an indication of them eating manure and dirt.". This is usually accompanied by a *sniff* and a head toss of the more informed individual I'm talking to.

RichnSteph

Next time you see them, be sure and tell them the dirty eggs = brown ones are now in OMG the grocery stores...

 

[7 Biddies]

The one that never ceases to amaze me goes something like this... "Barnyard chickens are just gross. They need to be in a controlled environment where they only eat the right food in a sanitary way. That's why store eggs are white, the brown ones are an indication of them eating manure and dirt.". This is usually accompanied by a *sniff* and a head toss of the more informed individual I'm talking to.

RichnSteph

And, the source of this (questionable) *information* is .... what or whom?

 

[7 Biddies]

The one that never ceases to amaze me goes something like this... "Barnyard chickens are just gross. They need to be in a controlled environment where they only eat the right food in a sanitary way. That's why store eggs are white, the brown ones are an indication of them eating manure and dirt.". This is usually accompanied by a *sniff* and a head toss of the more informed individual I'm talking to.

RichnSteph

My boss was out of town this week at a conference. Her husband, who is never to be left behind, tagged along. She told me they actually got to eat out in a restaurant one evening.

Me: When you're staying in a hotel, how else would you eat?
She: He usually wants to go through fast food drive-in windows because he thinks restaurants aren't clean.
Me: ?

Try as I might, I can't squeeze logic out of that one. This is the same man who won't let his wife cook because he likes very little; fast food and junk food is about all he will eat. He weighs over 300 lbs (he's 6' 5") with a gut no t-shirt will cover, and he's now diabetic. Go figure.