Im a little brain dead now....a lady who bought five dozen eggs two days ago just drove up in my driveway, FURIOUS.
She almost THROWS cartons of eggs at me and demands I look at them.
So I do. Low and behold....exactly what I put in the carton.
So I asked what the issue was, making her even MORE angry with me.
Her: YOU said these were FRESH eggs!
Me: They are....three dozen were collected less than an hour before you picked them up and the other two dozen were from the day before....
Her: LIAR! LOOK AT THOSE BLUE EGGS!
So I pick one up, looking for a hairline crack I might have missed or some blemishand find nothing. so I look at the next few scattered throughout the cartons and same deal.
Me: What's wrong with the blue ones?
Her: YOU FROZE THOSE EGGS AND SOLD THEM AS "FRESH". YOU LIAR.
I explained egg color to her and told her I have a duck that lays a charcoal gray egg as well. Not pleased, she continued throwing a fit. I finally told her she could take the eggs or leave them, but I do not offer refunds unless there is something wrong with the egg. No crack, no refund.
I think I may have lost a customer. O.O