Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[MsBagawkbagawk]

It's waaaay more fun to try and explain to kids!

 

[CochinBrahmaLover]

It's waaaay more fun to try and explain to kids!

dont even get me started on KIDS!! Kids are ANNOYING!!

Well, 90% of them are, well, 100% of the ones who surrond ME

 

[MsBagawkbagawk]

I find that kids parents are the worst. Then the kids are just little nightmares.

 

[Minchi]

Thanks! I don't feel it ... except when I first get out of bed in the morning.

And, I *know* I don't act it because so many people tell me to "grow up".

We all feel old when we first get out of bed in the morning, at least any of us 30 or over.

 

[Wallygator]

It's waaaay more fun to try and explain to kids!

Exactly hahaha

 

[CochinBrahmaLover]

I find that kids parents are the worst. Then the kids are just little nightmares.

Oh yes! Theres this annoying bratty little girl named Rain - her parents are the same!!

 

[cheeka]

Oh yes! Theres this annoying bratty little girl named Rain - her parents are the same!!

strike that and reverse it... she is the same as her parents, where do you think she learned her bratty ways?

 

[amorrill]

We all feel old when we first get out of bed in the morning, at least any of us 30 or over.

Pssht, try 25!

 

[oldrooster]

I think I have had the rooster question a few times but the worst was when I was with my dad. We were talking about chickens to one of his friends who told us someone she knew had chickens and got 2 eggs a day from each chicken. I just smiled and nodded, not wanting to be rude. Later in the car I told my dad "Remember how So and so was getting 2 eggs a day from each chicken? That's funny cause it takes about 25 hours for a chicken produce 1 egg, And they tend not to lay at night so even if they got done early they probably wouldn't slip it in on the same day as the first. I don't mind questions but if you're telling me what my chickens will/can do based on what you have heard with no experience I don't really want to hear it.

I have heard of such from one hen once in a blue moon due to it being an old hen almost ready to stop it's laying cycle or a young one and it's egg producing parts aren't working 100% correct because it's just starting to lay, but as I already stated it was rare like an egg in an egg situation.

 

[MsBagawkbagawk]

Oh yes! Theres this annoying bratty little girl named Rain - her parents are the same!!

Ugh, the worst kid I've ever seen was some kid wearing a spider man costume and Hulk hands. It was at a hog roast/petting zoo(that's me) deal, and he kept trying to open the roasters (dang it, can't think what they are called right now) then he almost burnt his hand when he touched it. His dad came high two years running, so I wonder if that is why his kid was so messed up? Then he kept telling my friend that "You look like my student, or, my daughter, I'm not sure..." Then he picked up my goat, Lars and said, "I...I...I just want to hug it, I want to hug this goat, can I hug...can I hug this goat?" I said, "No, you can not hug my goat. You can walk out that door right now and not come back, and take your kid too." The worst part is, I don't even think that was his kid, he just followed him everywhere....Creeeepy!