Alright, if you want to get technical about the whole bird and worm thing, it's true that the early bird gets the worm, but look what happened to the early worm ! ! ! !
(I'm going back to sleep now. Hope my boss doesn't expect anything from me today...)
PC, you have your priorities absolutely perfect, again. Have a lovely time in Boston. I hope they don't realize how futile it is to give you training, at least not until they've paid your expense report.