Yes, I know, painless labors are a real thing. Mine are completely painless for the most part, until I'm pushing and that happens so fast, It's over in just a few minutes. I can understand why women would hate me. What's funny, is I don't mind endorphin runs from pushing my body, like a runners high, so i've always felt a little let down with my labors that they aren't text book. I've never had to use breathing techniques, or any of the fun stuff women talk about.
LOL
My husband and I are in disagreement because i don't want to be forced to have an IV - and he thinks it's dumb to even ask them to let me sign a medical waiver, he told me to just have another out of hospital birth and meander over there when baby was out, instead of arguing with them. ^.^
I haven't brought up the "you realize you'd be helping me deliver it" yet
Your husband sounds hilarious. In all seriousness though, when are you due to deliver? Our kiddos might be around the same time.