DH is in the other room Squaking and ranting about the people responding to our ads in the classifieds.
He put in all the chicken ads stating well don't sell Chickens already laying Eggs. (ON THE FIRST AND LAST LINE),
only 1 week old to 4 months max.
He got 4 calls in a row asking for hens laying brown eggs right now. The last caller he asked if she knew how to read.. He is getting huffy and puffy...

He said to me.. If a hung a sign that says danger do not enter.. the room would be full of dumb ______.
Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the farm.
We don't sell stuff that old because we have too much money and time invested in them. Average bird now is 10/15-$20 max.(large layers) At six months old they already ate fifty clams! Those ladies are going into our egg production house to pay us back for the cost of raising them.