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So why the new name?Me? Well, idk. I like change. I got bored. Plus, I’m a huge Harry Potter fan.So why the new name?
Why, thank you.

I know you’re young, so you don’t get coffee!Why, thank you.![]()
It stunts your growth!Oh. Well, I drink coffee dailyI know you’re young, so you don’t get coffee!It stunts your growth!
But I’ve managed to make it all the way up to 5’6.5”Imagine how much taller you’d be...Oh. Well, I drink coffee dailyBut I’ve managed to make it all the way up to 5’6.5”
I’ve shoveled a lot of snow. I know that isn’t where babies come from!
I see I can't get anything past you!