Good story. You can't fix stupid.The Short Version that is nowhere near as funny as the real version if I could type more.
The new pullet rooster breed.... My husband coworker is not the sharpest tool in the shed. He recently met a girl "perfect" for him![]()
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She comes home with chicks from tractor supply unexpectedly. Last night before work Bill gets a text "Why are 3 chicks dead?" Bill asked me to please call him so he didn't have to go back and forth dealing with him all night. I felt like I walked into Jerry Springer episodeI asked what breeds she got "I got the 6 pack"...
" Ok what kind of chicks were in the "6 Pack" and which ones died??? " Ummm 2 yellow fluffy ones, oh and she got a couple ducks and (as they are yelling back and forth at each other) and and some kind of batman chick and this little d*ckh*ad" pullet rooster..... "![]()
" I went over overheating, chill, "batmans" in with chicks and larger ducklings" what kind of housing, heat source & feed.... I gave up when I explained "pasty butt" and he said they didn't have it but then he is yelling at her "Check their a*ses for sh*t"![]()
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He concluded with "I think this chicken raising hobby might be too hard for us"
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I love these people that do no research and say, "I have my chicks, now what?"
When I teach chicken classes, I always ask who already has chickens. This past Saturday was the first class the no one had chickens yet. I commended them for getting information before the plunge.
That job sounds good. 3 days off and working nights will allow you to work your farm during the day.Well, it was polite on both sides. After prayer I went into that meeting having already decided that whatever they did or didn't do I was going to look at my options career-wise. He said that he understood and agreed with my point, and would look into whether they could do anything. He tried to assure me that they do value their employees blah blah blah. I submitted my first application after that meeting and three hours later had a job offer for three and a half dollars more per hour to start with a 50 cent raise after 90 days. Unfortunately, that one is a night position that I really don't want. I could consider it because you can move internally when there is an opening but I am not sure. I do like the fact that it is for 12 hour shifts with three days off. While it is not what I want, it was reassuring.
I didn't like it but I worked nights for about 20 years.
You can't beat making more money either.
I wonder what body of water. I fished a UAW bass tournament at Rend Lake many years ago.New IL state record Black Crappie caught yesterday near Carbondale (not in Rend Lake); 4lb 8oz
So true.^.^ ***? LOL
My 6 year old knows how to wash a chick's butt for pastey butt, it's not rocket science.
Nice.i treat my post office really well and keep them informed of when i have "stuff" coming. I bring them donuts, pizza, eggs.. to show my appreciation for taking extra care. when my birds arrive they call me immediately even if it is 6am and allow me to come get them. If I can't come immediately, they have my permission to open them and give them water and make sure they are alive. Eggs were lost for a week once. Thy helped me file a claim and I am one of the few people I have heard of getting paid the "insurance". They can't help what happens at other hubs and drivers and such and i know the risk I take with shipped birds and eggs. I open my eggs there and show them the different kinds and air cells and such if they are not busy. It helps them to know why it's important to keep the box right side up and follow the directions as opposed to "just do it that way" and have brought in baby chicks from my hatches to show them. When they see the little fuzzy life that was a product of "good handling" they have reason to take a little extra time and care.
Pray tell, just why are you aiming to get Abi to smack you to British Columbia?

Depends on what state they're in. Some states will look at the birth certificate before they let them pee.What bathroom does a pullet rooster use?
Other states have co-ed bathrooms.
Quote:The conference I attended last week was actually at the USPS upper management training and team building facility in Norman, OK.
That is so true. People think that someone touches and drop kicks those boxes all the way across the country. About the only time a person touches them is when they're dropped off at the PO and when they enter the sorting room at their destination. In fact, most of the time, they aren't even flown by the PO but by secondary vendors.[/COLOR]
Not in the context of a conference, we just used the facility for our conference. I engaged conversation with a few of them over the resident ducks and it transpired into the conversation of shipping eggs and chicks but nothing significant. Most people dont realize the fact that actual hand time on shipped boxes is very minimal. Practically the whole process is mechanized with conveyors and sorting machines.
That's why their location doesn't always show up on tracking. Because they're not in the possession of the PO and haven't been scanned. I almost got a job programming those sorting conveyors. If the bin at the end of the conveyor is full, the package drops a short distance. If it is empty, it drops a long way.
I think it's possible now to pay for special handling where the package doesn't go through the automated system and is hand carried much of the way. It is pricey.
When my penedesenca shipment was lost, after a lot of phone calls I ended up talking to the head of the whole express mail system and they put out an APB for them.
I also talked to the guy that supervises the dock at the main distribution center where all the animals pass through.
He went out to the dock and told me all the animals that were out there. There were rats, mice, snakes, frogs, chickens, ducks, insects, etc. Just not my Penes.
People have no clue how much the post office does and how complicated it is with very little budget.
I love them.
It works like that here too. The priority mail shipments usually get there about 4 or so. If I don't have a call by 5AM, I call them....
My local USPS is GREAT about calling me when I have eggs or live chicks at the post office. This past summer when I had eggs there, they called me at 4:30 in the morning, saying, "You have eggs here and it says on the box to call you immediately when they arrive. Please come get them, knock on the back door and we will let you in to get them." Great experience. Now, their abilities when it comes to regular packages leave much to be desired.
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This is one of the bigger post offices in the area. Whether it's bees, eggs or chicks, I walk around back, knock on the door and they give me my shipment.