EDUCATIONAL INCUBATION & HATCHING CHAT THREAD, w/ Sally Sunshine Shipped Eggs

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BantyChooks said:
:lau Connie is going to have an apoplexy.
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I don't see it on the list.. I am confused??:lau
 
Farmer Connie said:
It is a question for everyone to experience. I had a almost flat tire not to long ago. Not too far from home. @BantyChooks had the best explanation! I had to drive slow to not tear up the rim. All the turns and twists and non direct routes made it the longest drive in my life. All dirt roads. Seemed like 50 miles at 10 mph!
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I ran out of fuel in my dirt bike when I was 14. Longest 1 1/4 miles I've ever experienced pushing it home. Why didn't I just walk home, get fuel and drive back to it?
(I was afraid someone might steal it...in the middle of nowhere.) :rolleyes:

You wouldn't like driving with my on gravel...I won't drive my vehicles faster than idle speed (stone chips people...stone chips) and we have 1/2 mile to get home. It takes me 3-4 songs worth to get home.:p
 
BantyChooks said:
That is oh-so-tempting.

I compromise and use 'cockbird'. Makes fewer faces go red.
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And I'm one of those people who don't compromise...I just whip my cocks out to show everyone, because most like to see my big beautiful roosters.:thumbsup Oh yes...I say it like that too because they are.

The only time I've ever been more "gentle" with terminology is with other peoples children because most would not know what I'm referring to if I'm referring to penises and urinary tracts and bladders and such. Obviously it's sensitive matter in that case.

But I have gotten a look or two when I've been explaining to people what to look for to make sure you have good testicles (sheep) and what to feel for and how hard/soft the each testicle should feel. I mean, it's super important, right? I travel with gloves so I could check on the go. :D
 
Wickedchicken6 said:
And I'm one of those people who don't compromise...I just whip my cocks out to show everyone, because most like to see my big beautiful roosters.:thumbsup Oh yes...I say it like that too because they are.

The only time I've ever been more "gentle" with terminology is with other peoples children because most would not know what I'm referring to if I'm referring to penises and urinary tracts and bladders and such. Obviously it's sensitive matter in that case.

But I have gotten a look or two when I've been explaining to people what to look for to make sure you have good testicles (sheep) and what to feel for and how hard/soft the each testicle should feel. I mean, it's super important, right? I travel with gloves so I could check on the go. :D
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I'm gonna pee myself here...
 
BantyChooks said:
I'm gonna pee myself here...
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Oh, I get teased a lot too..but that would fall into the category of sexual innuendo which isn't allowed on BYC. And rightly so.

You would have LOVED coming with me to show sheep. Me with my vinyl gloves, a separate pair to check each prospective ram out. I'm betting you would've ran out of air and passed out from laughing so hard!
 

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