Me(Mommy): Time to roost!
Brown Chick: MOMMY, MY TUMMY HURTS! I HAVE TO GO POTTY! MOMMY, THERE'S A MONSTER IN THE COOP! MOMMY MY THROUT HURTS! SEE? AAAAHHHH
Hi "Mom"! How's your lunch? ( WHAT is that? Is that a......) Oh Noooooo! Oh NO!!! OH No!!!! IT'S A CHICKEN Sandwich!!!"MOM" IS EATING A CHICKEN SANDWICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN EVERYBODY! RUN! RUN!!RUN!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!