entertain me

[sdshoars]

i am so bored out of my mind..... ARGH!!!! tell me a funny story, grandpa...

 

[debilorrah]

There once was this time at band camp...

 

[TaLani]

 

[debilorrah]

Oh honey. That pie was supposed to be for dessert!

 

[Chicabee19]

true:

When I was about 6, my dad was leaving the house one day.

Mom: 'where ya going?'

dad: "To the meet".

My 7 yr old brother: "To meet who?"

Dad: "Gymnastics"

Brother whispers in my ear: "Who is Jim Nastics?"

 

[debilorrah]

HAHAHA! I don't want to be at work today, can ya tell?

 

[sdshoars]

i dont want to be here either!!!

when i was younger my mom made the mistake of letting me watch a steven king movie with her, and that night when i was in bed trying to go to sleep, my stupid jerk brother was undder my bed, and he picked it up and started shaking it! scared the bejesus out of me!!! i was soooo mad. well my genius older sister taught me a neat trick. while he was asleep the next day i put toothpaste in his ears. payback is a _____. that was FUN-NY!

 

[debilorrah]

I still like filling the open hand with shaving cream and tickle them under the nose while they are sleeping.

 

[sdshoars]

my sister also put nair in his shampoo! now, it didnt take his hair off, he didnt leave it on long enough because it burned! his hair was so knappy until it grew out, that was pretty funny of her too! she is an evil genius, and a great sister.

 

[key west chick]

I'm not at work. I've been looking at BYC most of the day. I have no life. Well, no real one!