Equal share of chores??? hubby humour

[conny63malies]

here is my husbands version of sharing responsilites. He bought 400sqf and i laid it. He cooks dinner" i cooked already you do the dishes" \\however when i cook(mon-sat)"Hey you cooked and made the mess, clean the dishes yourself",
he buys the parts for the harley i have to help him, because my fingers are tiny-but if i buy furniture i have to put together myself because he gets frustrated with it. grrr

 

[tx_dane_mom]

d.k :

* My DH gets annoyed if I expect him to do much of ANYTHING other than going to work to get a paycheck. He DOES walk 'MY' dog once a day, take out trash and recyc once a week, mow the lawn once a month and fold the occasional load of laundry--badly!!!

I just LOVE this

Paycheck - check; walk my dog/s - X; take out trash - after it sets there 3 days *maybe*; recycle - H3ll no; mow the lawn ONCE a month - dead on; fold laundry - not a day in his life.
I am reading this off to him and he is laughing...I...not so much.​

 

[TheOLDNewChick]

I don't blame him. Sheath-cleaning is the devil. I HATE it.

 

[thechickenchick]

Too funny! My husband had horses before we got together but he doesnt anymore. I am grateful for that because I am sure that would be one of my "wifley" duties! It is my job to care for and clean up after all of our animals. I don't complain, he goes to work at 4AM, gets home at 8PM. However, he may have heard complaining if I had that duty!!

 

[CarriBrown]

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Or, you can pay the vet to do it while they are out floating and giving shots.

I've owned a horse every single day of my life and have never cleaned a sheath. I'll pay to have it done 'til I die!!!

 

[suenrob]

I just love my MARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[miss_thenorth]

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Or, you can pay the vet to do it while they are out floating and giving shots.

I've owned a horse every single day of my life and have never cleaned a sheath. I'll pay to have it done 'til I die!!!

Okay--don't tell my hubby this, but I really don't think it is THAT bad--as long as your horse cooperates. If you get over the mindset of what it is you are actually doing--(where your hand is going)--then personally--the clop clop clop sound they make is worse to me

I have a gf who turned green when I told her about the sound and what needed to be don to get rid of it.

 

[TheOLDNewChick]

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Or, you can pay the vet to do it while they are out floating and giving shots.

I've owned a horse every single day of my life and have never cleaned a sheath. I'll pay to have it done 'til I die!!!

Well unfortunately some of us haven't been so fortunate.

A friend of the family was so kind as to grace me with the oppertunity.

[edit: stupid smilies.]

 

[tx_dane_mom]

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Those are my thoughts exactly....I told my husband last night...we will NEVER own a male horse...BUT, if we do, we will just have to PAY someone to do the duty. Not *I*

 

[Malbri]

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Uhm, the dirt gets wiped off when they uh...do it....