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Ok...if you say an oar for a towel rack I'm gonna come over there and slap ya! Lol!
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hey I know an oar for a towel rack????
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Good thing I love ya NY! You just want me to come to your chicken festival thingy! Lol!
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Maybe that will get my teenager to aim
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Stand closer, it is MUCH shorter than you think
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Why don't you take some saran wrap, lift the lid and the seat and saran wrap the toilet. Pull it tight so he cant see it. That'll get his attention! Bet he looks every time after that! Lol!
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ahhh we did that except we did it to my girlfriend when she had been drinking-she fell off the toilet laughing so hard mid stream!
 
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Maybe that will get my teenager to aim
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Stand closer, it is MUCH shorter than you think
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Why don't you take some saran wrap, lift the lid and the seat and saran wrap the toilet. Pull it tight so he cant see it. That'll get his attention! Bet he looks every time after that! Lol!
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I bet your right!
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Ok...if you say an oar for a towel rack I'm gonna come over there and slap ya! Lol!
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hey I know an oar for a towel rack????
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Oh now your gonna get it....................
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hey I know an oar for a towel rack????
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Good thing I love ya NY! You just want me to come to your chicken festival thingy! Lol!
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I just got this joke sent to me and I had to share! Lol!
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A man and woman, both in their 70's, walk into a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?

The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple
is asking for sexual advice, that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way
you have intercourse.' He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50, and says good bye.

A week later the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again.
The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment,
has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask.
Just what are you trying to find out?'


The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139.
We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare.
 
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You know .. there is an option at the bottom to select a date and time for your post to post. I posted the entire weekend on Friday nite while DH was out of town .. and had one post on saturday .. and then one on sunday .. all by their little selves ...

It's tricky.. but a good way to kill 3 or 4 days at one time if you want!

Oh yes I use that often! lol
 
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I am!!
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I did 3 today... And already have an idea for tomorrow lol

Yup! But my one is always long enough for three.
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