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We must be getting the same email forwards. I just got this one! Lol!!
We must be getting the same email forwards. I just got this one! Lol!!
Ever feel lonely when you dont have any PM's waiting for you?
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Hvae you checked her post about people going to her house???
Hvae you checked her post about people going to her house???
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I emailed her alittle while ago but haven't heard anything yet... : (
I emailed her alittle while ago but haven't heard anything yet... : (
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I have not seen anything of her today. It is awful what they are going through over there. Hope she checks in soon.
I have not seen anything of her today. It is awful what they are going through over there. Hope she checks in soon.
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BWA HA HA HA ...
BWA HA HA HA ...
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A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date.
"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother warns. It is not polite."
"OK," the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
"Now really," the mother says, "these are personal questions and are really none of your business."
Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and daddy get a divorce?"
"Those are enough questions, honestly!" The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
"My Mom wouldn't tell me anything," the little girl says to her friend.
"Well," said the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it."
Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32."
The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
The mother is past surprise and shock now. "How in heavens name did you find that out?"
And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got a divorce."
"Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"
"Because you got an F in sex."
"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother warns. It is not polite."
"OK," the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
"Now really," the mother says, "these are personal questions and are really none of your business."
Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and daddy get a divorce?"
"Those are enough questions, honestly!" The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
"My Mom wouldn't tell me anything," the little girl says to her friend.
"Well," said the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it."
Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32."
The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
The mother is past surprise and shock now. "How in heavens name did you find that out?"
And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got a divorce."
"Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"
"Because you got an F in sex."
here is her last post at 10 +/- last night.
It's so sad, isn't it?
This is insane. My husband and I can't go out to help, we've tried, they won't let us... we're so nervous trying to get people in - some people tried to make it and couldn't and now they're stranded - we have no way of getting to them. They're going to try again in a few hours. Prayers!!!
It's so sad, isn't it?
This is insane. My husband and I can't go out to help, we've tried, they won't let us... we're so nervous trying to get people in - some people tried to make it and couldn't and now they're stranded - we have no way of getting to them. They're going to try again in a few hours. Prayers!!!
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Hvae you checked her post about people going to her house???
I did and it worries me even more, especially since she hasn't been on today.
Hvae you checked her post about people going to her house???
I did and it worries me even more, especially since she hasn't been on today.
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now that's funny
Even more funny? My husbands name is Ken
now that's funny
Even more funny? My husbands name is Ken
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