Ever feel lonely when you dont have any PM's waiting for you?

[michelle1017]

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https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=459175

 

[michelle1017]

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Rain makes corn
corn makes whiskey
whiskey makes my baby
feel a little friskey

rain is a good thing!

Great song! But she has to dig back further than that. She is on the old people/music station. She played me Harper Valley PTA.

 

[algopurple]

Charmed, sent you a PM.

 

[michelle1017]

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I am trying to be on here to visit with my friends, but for some crazy reason, everyone in the listening area (and even one of out it) have decided they want to advertise. I have a paper explosion of notes all over my desk! When I do not have the phone glued to my ear, the sports guy comes in and jabbers more about high school district basketball. He knows I don't care at all, but he gets so excited about it.

He starts talking or sends an e-mail and all I hear/read is blah blah blah. He then quizzes me later to make sure I absorbed it all. I now take notes when he comes in. They are lost on my desk with the other notes I have made today.

 

[herefordlovinglady]

Y'all have been singing up a storm this morning. I found some funny tunes that have mis sung... I know I am guilty of a few of them....



Here are just a few of those other most-misheard lyrics:
• "The girl with colitis goes by." (Real lyric: "The girl with kaleidoscope eyes," Beatles)
• "Olive, the other reindeer." (Real lyric: "All of the other reindeer.")
• "The ants are my friends, they're blowing in the wind." (Real lyric: "The answer is blowing in the wind," Bob Dylan.)
• "There's a wino down the road." (Real lyric: "And as we wind on down the road," Led Zeppelin.)
• "In a glob of Velveeta, honey." (Real lyric: "In-A-Gadda Da Vida," a.k.a., "In the garden of Eden," Iron Butterfly.)
• "How's about a date?" (Real lyric: Billy Idol's "Eyes without a face.")
• "It means so much to me, like a birthday, or a preview." (Real lyric: Duran Duran's "A birthday, or a pretty view," from "Rio.")
• "Hello, hello! I'm in a place called Oregon!" (Real lyric: U2's "Hello, hello! I'm at a place called Vertigo.")
• "Even Dallas games, people play." (Real lyric: "In the jealous games people play," Go-Gos "Our Lips Are Sealed.")
• "Sure as Kilimanjaro rises up like Memphis, above the Serengeti." (Real lyric: "Rises like Olympus," from Toto's "Africa.")
• "Go hippie, go hippie, go." (Real lyric: "Go ahead, be gone with it," from Justin Timberlake's "SexyBack.")
• "The sheep don't like it, rockin' the cat box." (Real lyric: "Shareef don't like it, rock the Casbah," The Clash.)
• "Pour some shook-up Ramen." (Real lyric: "Pour some sugar on me," Def Leppard.)
• "Hold me close, young Tony Danza." (Real lyric: "Hold me closer, tiny dancer," Elton John.)
• "Round John Virgin." (Real lyric: "Round yon virgin," from "Silent Night.")
• "Bald headed woman." ("More than a woman," Bee Gees.)
• "Here we are now, in containers." (Real lyric: "Here we are now, entertain us," Nirvana.)
• "Lucy's in a fight, with Linus." (Real lyric: "Lucy in the sky with diamonds," Beatles.)
• "Who you gonna call? Those bastards!" (Real lyric: "Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!")
• "Desperado, you've been outright offensive, for so long now" (Real lyric: "You've been out riding fences," The Eagles.)
• "If you change your mind (Jackie Chan), I'm the first in line (Jackie Chan)." (Real lyric: "If you change your mind (take a chance)," from Abba.)

 

[charmed one]

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I am trying to be on here to visit with my friends, but for some crazy reason, everyone in the listening area (and even one of out it) have decided they want to advertise. I have a paper explosion of notes all over my desk! When I do not have the phone glued to my ear, the sports guy comes in and jabbers more about high school district basketball. He knows I don't care at all, but he gets so excited about it.

He starts talking or sends an e-mail and all I hear/read is blah blah blah. He then quizzes me later to make sure I absorbed it all. I now take notes when he comes in. They are lost on my desk with the other notes I have made today.

I know exactly what you hear. It is just like the teacher on the Charlie Brown shows. Wah wah wah wah wah wah!

 

[algopurple]

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I am trying to be on here to visit with my friends, but for some crazy reason, everyone in the listening area (and even one of out it) have decided they want to advertise. I have a paper explosion of notes all over my desk! When I do not have the phone glued to my ear, the sports guy comes in and jabbers more about high school district basketball. He knows I don't care at all, but he gets so excited about it.

He starts talking or sends an e-mail and all I hear/read is blah blah blah. He then quizzes me later to make sure I absorbed it all. I now take notes when he comes in. They are lost on my desk with the other notes I have made today.

You are just toooo nice. I hate sports enough I would just tell the guy to go take a hike cuz I really didn't care. lol Tell him some people actually have work to do.

 

[sonew123]

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aww Deb aren't you a mooshy sweetie---I do the same thing..i try and keep up as much as possible and sometimes I fail misserably as Im on other threads hatching chicks or getting in trouble-or having my power off

like last night and this am! It is and you described such a loving thing!!!

 

[sonew123]

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Have to say this is the only song I recognized

 

[sonew123]

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AHHHHH thats to funny--I make words up to rythm too!!!!