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Sure. 9 or 18 holes?

That's golf you goober... which sadly is the family business, no dad, i really don't want the golfing empire....

Mr. Saddi has been working there over the summer...
 
My mom has that water pik thing that you plug in and you can clean your grout with it, but it's supposed to be for teeth, you know the thing, right? Well, she had it set to about the mid-level speed, I think it's jet-blast, or paint-peeler, I'm not sure... Anyways, it came out of her mouth a little and shot her in the eye, and I swear it looked like she was in a bar fight. She had to go to the ophthalmologist and have it looked at, but she didn't luck out and get to wear a pirate patch.

She let me try it and I basically hosed down my bathroom and carried it out to her like it was a dead rat.
 
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Great now I have to whip out my dictionary...

Proctologists are the doctors that specialize in er, um, 'backdoor' medicine? Get it?
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