Announcement April Fools 2020 - Exciting New Chicken Breed: Quickens

[Kusanar]

this does not give ANY information on how to buy them?

You have to reserve your place by having 4 other BYC members near you that also want to get some Quickens.

 

[drumstick diva]

I assume you really mean 4 BYC members 6 ft. apart from you and each other. Social distancing is priority.

 

[drumstick diva]

Howe much are shipping charges??

 

[drumstick diva]

BTY do QUICKENS run out of eggs sooner than other chickens breeds?

 

[DogAndCat36]

BTY do QUICKENS run out of eggs sooner than other chickens breeds?

There was a chicken that laied no eggs and lived for over 20 years, the Quickens are probaly gonna have short life spans.

 

[DogAndCat36]

Holy crud! History is being made today! Here is the problem though. Like mules are the mix breed going to be furtle or like another mixe breed, turkey/chicken, not a churken... I'm not even really sure, is there only going to be one gender?

If they are only females, this can be a revolution to cruel egg factories that murder baby male chicks, they will now have no excuse to kill babies. My my, BYC superiors you are a godsend to the world, a gift, a miracle!

 

[Chickologist]

I'll give you 900$! Just gimme the all the quickens!
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[DogAndCat36]

I'll give you 900$! Just gimme the all the quickens!
mineminemineminemineminemine

Naw, I will beat your price with... $900,000!!!

Also, I guess you can say that the desire to obtain these quickens was pretty quick.

 

[DogAndCat36]

I WILL PAY 900,000,000 DOLLARS, IN CASH, FOR ALL THE QUICKENS.

 

[Chickologist]

Naw, I will beat your price with... $900,000!!!

I WILL PAY 900,000,000 DOLLARS, IN CASH, FOR ALL THE QUICKENS.