i did that to my wife once. she laid something out and asked me to "unthaw" it. i knew she meant for me to put it in the microwave but i stuck it back in the freezer. she failed to see the humor just like when i set the clocks forward and told her i hadn't done it yet.
a couple other ones i thought of are " it costed me ", the use of past tense such as "the dog needs brushed", "the car needs washed", and the use of a plural for a singular item. around here people refer to their drivers license as "them" . "may i see your license ?" "yes. i have them right here."
"regift" and "repurpose," which I saw in three magazines in one day. I'm not offended but I do shake my head. I recycle instead of "repurposing." And I don't "regift," except to the Goodwill or Salvation Army. Something I "rewonder" what the heck is going on with the English language, though.