EZ Cracker and Threats on My Person From My Wife

[texasgal]

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Thanks, Wifezilla, there's surely a place in Heaven for the two of us.

I think ya'll belong together! Or you'd kill each other ...

 

[Wifezilla]

I would be a good pay-per-view

 

[Brindlebtch]

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[Brindlebtch]

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Thanks, redhen, it's not easy, but my being the saint that I am keeps me going. Some guys have all the luck; their wives don't understand them.

Sorry. I really tried to hold in my *guffaw*, but I'm concerned you may have heard it anyway. I do apologize.

 

[chicmom]

Joe....not another one of those "as seen on television" items! PLLLEASE!

This reminds me of, long ago, when my husband fell victum to a door to door sweeper salesman, and "SURPRISED" me with one of those really expensive vacuums........this thing was like $1600.00! Anyhow, he announced to me, in front of the kids, how much I meant to him, so he bought me this awesome, expensive gift. Naturally, I thought, "Finally a lovely wedding band!" Then he rolls out this sweeper.....it wasn't funny at the time.....he barely escaped death........

 

[sourland]

I don't think EZ Cracker will leave Florida willingly.

 

[joebryant]

Well, ladies, I see now that I should have bought her some shop tools. I'll know better the next time.