Will Rogers,,,,
"An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
"Everyone is ignorant, only in different subjects."
"Nothing you can't spell will ever work."
"There is two types of larceny, Petty and Grand. They are supposed to be the same in the eyes of the law, but judges always put a little extra on you for Petty, which is kind of a fine for stupidness."
"If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?"
"People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide."
"No man is great if he thinks he is."
"I guess truth can hurt you worse in an election than about anything that can happen to you."
"Nothing makes a man, or a body of men, as mad as the truth. If there is no truth in it, they laugh it off."
"Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth."