Farm chatter

[black_cat]

Oh cool! My mother breeds show quality lion heads although she doesn't have as many as she used to. She had one win best in show once!

Sometimes I forget there's an SOP and shows you can enter for other animals than dogs and chickens lol

 

[black_cat]

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That happened to me, too!

 

[black_cat]

Most of them are either taking winter break (aka slacking) or not POL lay yet. Well, quite a few of them should be at POL lay but they aren't laying yet because it's cold.

Let's let the emu decide:

Emu: continuously fill my stomach with delicious eggs and I'll stay inside your puny fences.

Oh wow! I payed $150 for Whistler (normal brown emu) when he was a few days old and I payed $350 for Limu (blond emu) when she was a week old!

800 dollars for a young adult emu!? Limu will be old enough to lay eggs this spring.... All I would have to do would be feed a few of their chicks for an extra couple of years.... Awesome!

I love that one is named Limu

 

[black_cat]

Wow. Now I want Emus to make some money. What kinds of predators to they have?

None. They're towering dinosaurs of fear and destruction

 

[black_cat]

Voy a hablar solo español durante unos minutos. quiero confundir humano

I am going to speak only spanish for a minute. I want to confuse human

 

[black_cat]

imma pull out google translate here

uh oh

 

[black_cat]

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IT TRANSLATED IT CORRECTLY!?!??!?!?

 

[black_cat]

L'espangol est difficile.. Je prefere le francais

yo no amo fraincais, es confundo
it has been like 3 years since my last spanish class

 

[black_cat]

@black_cat have you heard this one yet!?

Yeah, I don't really like it
it's too overdramatic IMO

 

[black_cat]

mi último enlace no funcionó. es para el traductor de Google. prueba este

is that link a rickroll
when i previewed it it went to youtube