Farm chatter

[ackie]

I just want to A) drink my milk without cat mouth germs in it (he catches chipmunks regularly) and b) not spend my evening cleaning up cat throw up.

well A is just silly but you've got a point with B

 

[Corbdee]

Cats are lactose intolerant- I'm trying to keep him from getting sick.

I know but he doesn’t know that

 

[Corbdee]

I have 2 cats

 

[black_cat]

I know but he doesn’t know that

I've told him but he won't listen
He tried to eat my pie the other day. That was interesting, right @OneHappyRooster ?

 

[ackie]

you youngins dont know the pain of texting on a T9 keyboard

 

[The Happster]

Told you to stick him in the stocks last week, and I'll tell you again.

To be honest, I'd make full use of the stocks by putting you in them instead of the cat.
But I didn't think you'd be up for that.

 

[black_cat]

Told you to stick him in the stocks last week, and I'll tell you again.

To be honest, I'd make full use of the stocks by putting you in them instead of the cat.
But I didn't think you'd be up for that.

On the one hand, I'm offended that you want to put me in the stocks, but on the other, I'm offended by the fact that you don't think I can handle the stocks.

I'd put him in the stocks but I don't have any in cat size.

 

[Corbdee]

On the one hand, I'm offended that you want to put me in the stocks, but on the other, I'm offended by the fact that you don't think I can handle the stocks.

I'd put him in the stocks but I don't have any in cat size.

 

[Corbdee]

CLICK THE LINK

NOW

 

[The Happster]

Guess you're doomed to have that cat eating your food then.

CLICK THE LINK

NOW