Farm chatter

[MysteryChicken]

she c h o m p s

Yes she does.

 

[MGG]

Why do 83.3334% of you want to murder me?

It sounded like a fun idea at the time
Lol!
After HC murders you with her machete and Mystery chops you into little bits with her ax, can I be the new OP? Since I was the first un-OP poster????

 

[black_cat]

WhAT!?!? NoO I DO NOT want to murder you! What happened???

Oh, I forgot to factor in the 'Uhm, what?" votes as 'don't want to murder me' Long story short- HuffleFluff is the supreme ruler and wields a machete, and I am apparently on thin ice. They sent a chicken army after me, but I escaped.

 

[black_cat]

It sounded like a fun idea at the time
Lol!
After HC murders you with her machete and Mystery chops you into little bits with her ax, can I be the new OP? Since I was the first un-OP poster????

I guess?

 

[MGG]

Oh, I forgot to factor in the 'Uhm, what?" votes as 'don't want to murder me' Long story short- HuffleFluff is the supreme ruler and wields a machete, and I am apparently on thin ice. They sent a chicken army after me, but I escaped.

You won't be so lucky next time....

 

[MGG]

I guess?

Yay!!!!

 

[black_cat]

Ok, now 75% of voters want to murder me. Really 85.7%, because my vote is 'nooo!"

 

[MGG]

Can chickens have pomegranates? I could look it up, but I'm too lazy... We have some squishy ones.

 

[MysteryChicken]

Guess how much money I spent on Christmas gifts total?

 

[black_cat]

You won't be so lucky next time....

*backs away slowly*
*looks around for impending chicken army*
(Is 'impending' a good word there? Seemed like it worked, but wasn't sure?)