Farm chatter

[black_cat]

What if you just deleted them after you upload them here?

Tried that offer and it didn't fly for some reason.

 

[black_cat]

now my hands smell like peanut butter.....*shakes head in disappointment and sighs in defeat*

icky sticky nasty stuff.

 

[black_cat]

icky sticky nasty stuff.

I've washed my hands twice now and they STILL smell like peanut butter. This is a true crisis situation.

 

[SBFChickenGirl]

I've washed my hands twice now and they STILL smell like peanut butter. This is a true crisis situation.

Rub olive oil on them. Or fish.
Oh! Peel an orange.
Then they'll smell... different? At least?

 

[black_cat]

Rub olive oil on them. Or fish.
Oh! Peel an orange.
Then they'll smell... different? At least?

No oranges, no fish, and we JUST ran out of olive oil today.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Man, look at those boofs.

@Sapphire Sebright did I use boof correctly?

Yes, you did.

 

[black_cat]

None of my girls have boofs. Quite sad.

 

[SBFChickenGirl]

None of my girls have boofs. Quite sad.

I shall loan you some of my boofy girls.
Would you like the mini boofs or the big boofs?
I also have a roo with boofs.

 

[black_cat]

I shall loan you some of my boofy girls.
Would you like the mini boofs or the big boofs?
I also have a roo with boofs.

The biggest of boofs, please. Unfortunately I can't take your roo as the neighbors won't like him desite his boofs.

 

[SBFChickenGirl]

The biggest of boofs, please. Unfortunately I can't take your roo as the neighbors won't like him desite his boofs.

You can borrow him for just a few minutes
he won't be too loud
he's a very nice gentleman
His name is Solomon.