Farm chatter

[SBFChickenGirl]

Ready?! *grins*

N O T O U C H I N G

NO. TOUCHING.

For a moment, I thought that you were talking about the Legend of Zelda character....
Yeah, he's only safe until the next game....

No LOL
I was telling everyone it was safe from BC's frequent rick-rolling.

OMG OK
SO THAT"S LUCILLE
SHE"S A HORRIBLE PERSON
SO MAYBE DON"T THINK LIKE HER
SHE'S THE MOM (MARRIED TO THE DAD, WHO"S IN JAIL)
AND SHE"S MANIPULATIVE AND CONTROLLING
BUT ALSO HILARIOUS
THE SHOW IS AMAZING

I had a GLW named Lucille (after the show) - also a Mrs. Featherbottom (Blue cochin), Maeby (SS) and... I think a Phoebe? Is there a Phoebe in that show?

OMG
HE JUST ALMOST RAN OVER A BUNCH OF CHICKENS
THEY WERE WHITE LEGHORNS
I"VE NEVER FELT SO BETRAYED BY A TV SHOW

*GASP*

INCARCERATE HIM THIS INSTANT!

WHAT SHE SAID.

It can still wreak havoc

Thank you!!!

Jwehl you should probably look for your squirrel.

Agreed.

that spelling was EXTRA weird... "inflickting"
eta: i mean "inflicked"

It just keeps getting worse.

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NO.

IT'S SARABI.

It's the scene where it goes

Scar: "SARABIIIIIII"

*Sarabi walks through the crowd of hyenas with her head held high*

Sarabi: "Yes Scar"

Scar: "Where is your hunting party? They're not doing their job."

Sarabi: "Scar, there is no food. The herds have moved on."

Scar: "No. You're just not looking hard enough!"

Sarabi: "It's over. There's nothing left. We have only one choice: We must leave Pride Rock."

Scar: "We're not going anywhere."

Sarabi: "Then you have sentenced us to death!"

Scar: "Then so be it!"

Sarabi: "You can't do that!"

Scar: "I am the king, I can do whatever I want."

Sarabi: "If you were half the king Mufasa was!"

Scar: "I'm TEN TIMES THE KING MUFASA WAS"

*Scar hits Sarabi to the ground*

*Simba appears from higher up the cliff as lightning strikes*

I may have gotten a word or two wrong. It's been awhile since I've seen the movie and I did it all from memory.

Yeah, I just do the work.

That was fantastic.

What if I WANT to do the full name?
Calling a cockerel Stephen doesn't have the same effect as Dr. Stephen Strange (Master of the Mystic Arts).

Koooorg, you peppermint stick.

I feel like being rational and planning mutinies really don't go together. Just saying. Maybe you'd like to forget about the latter.

This entire post was fantastic.
Can you imagine having a big floofy orp run across your yard after you yell: "DR. STEPHEN STRANGE (MASTER OF THE MYSTIC ARTS) GET YOUR FLUFFY BUTT OVER HERE I HAVE MEALWORMS"

Are we talking about a dog, a chicken, a dolphin, a sibling?

I feel like I'd know by now if you had a dolphin.

It's a dolphin.

NO TOUCHING.

Correct. 10/10.
NO TOUCHING.

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Gorgeous.

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XD XD XD

Dino.
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Love him

OMG @CHlCKEN
TEACH HER TO DO TRICKS TO WORDS IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE, LIKE GERMAN OR RUSSIAN, SO YOU SEEM FANCY
BUT REALLY
THE WORDS JUST MEAN THINGS LIKE 'PANTS'

YES DO THIS.

GUYS. I THINK I RAN OUT OF ROOM TO QUOTE
BECAUSE I QUOTED SOMETHING THAT HAPPY SAID AND IT ISN"T HERE ANYMORE. IS THAT POSSIBLE?!!?!?

 

[MGG]

I always wondered what the gallery was for!

 

[human1]

(SS)

@CHlCKEN

Can you imagine having a big floofy orp run across your yard after you yell: "DR. STEPHEN STRANGE (MASTER OF THE MYSTIC ARTS) GET YOUR FLUFFY BUTT OVER HERE I HAVE MEALWORMS"

THIS IS AMAZING

It's a dolphin.

HOW DO YOU KNOW

GUYS. I THINK I RAN OUT OF ROOM TO QUOTE
BECAUSE I QUOTED SOMETHING THAT HAPPY SAID AND IT ISN"T HERE ANYMORE. IS THAT POSSIBLE?!!?!?

I DONT THINK YOU CAN RUN OUT
ITS PROBABLY JUST NOT PUTTING IT IN
MAYBE QUOTE IT AGIAN?

 

[human1]

I always wondered what the gallery was for!

i thought it was just for pics. although i dont knwo if it takes up storage... i gues snot

 

[SBFChickenGirl]

GUYS. I THINK I RAN OUT OF ROOM TO QUOTE
BECAUSE I QUOTED SOMETHING THAT HAPPY SAID AND IT ISN"T HERE ANYMORE. IS THAT POSSIBLE?!!?!?

No. No wait. I just missed it.
Crisis averted.

 

[MysteryChicken]

Ready?! *grins*

NO. TOUCHING.

No LOL
I was telling everyone it was safe from BC's frequent rick-rolling.

I had a GLW named Lucille (after the show) - also a Mrs. Featherbottom (Blue cochin), Maeby (SS) and... I think a Phoebe? Is there a Phoebe in that show?

*GASP*

WHAT SHE SAID.

Thank you!!!

Agreed.

It just keeps getting worse.

That was fantastic.

This entire post was fantastic.
Can you imagine having a big floofy orp run across your yard after you yell: "DR. STEPHEN STRANGE (MASTER OF THE MYSTIC ARTS) GET YOUR FLUFFY BUTT OVER HERE I HAVE MEALWORMS"

It's a dolphin.

Correct. 10/10.
NO TOUCHING.

Gorgeous.

XD XD XD

Love him

YES DO THIS.

GUYS. I THINK I RAN OUT OF ROOM TO QUOTE
BECAUSE I QUOTED SOMETHING THAT HAPPY SAID AND IT ISN"T HERE ANYMORE. IS THAT POSSIBLE?!!?!?

Thanks

 

[MysteryChicken]

Wanna hear something funny?

 

[SBFChickenGirl]

Wanna hear something funny?

Sure!

 

[MGG]

i thought it was just for pics. although i dont knwo if it takes up storage... i gues snot

Ok.

"Snot"

Wanna hear something funny?

Yeah!

 

[The Happster]

This entire post was fantastic.
Can you imagine having a big floofy orp run across your yard after you yell: "DR. STEPHEN STRANGE (MASTER OF THE MYSTIC ARTS) GET YOUR FLUFFY BUTT OVER HERE I HAVE MEALWORMS

NOT IN THAT FLOWERBED, THOR, GOD OF THUNDER.