Favorite Liscense Plates and Bumper Stickers...

zsazsa chick

9 Years
Oct 11, 2010
The funny farm
Anyone want to share some funny liscense plate and/or bumper stickers?
Fav liscense plate: ibbuzzin
Fav bumper sticker (so far, always seeing new ones): I eat glue
Also, another fav: Honk if you like chickens! Gotta love that one!
Do they have to be funny, or just ones we like?

Some of the ones I have on my Jeep are:

The Best Things In Life Aren't Things

The More You Know The Less You Need

Support The Right To Arm Bears (that one's funny)

Be What You Want To See In The World
I have seen several I love
One I liked was "the last time we mixed religion with state people got burned at the stake"

then one time I was rear ended after I had been sitting at a stop sign for several minutes at a busy road, waiting for a free spot to merge, by a guy with a bumper sticker that said "forget milk, got beer?" The officer working the accident wasn't so amused by the bumper sticker. Neither was I.

"sure you can trust the government, just ask an Indian!"

"God was my co-pilot then we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him"

"in case of rapture beware of unmanned vehicul" (Spelling?)

"Isis Isis Rah Rah Rah!"

"I found Jesus, he was behind the couch the whole time"

" Found one Jesus, if lost, call 1-555-****"

"As long as there are tests there will be prayer in public Schools"

"If you think education is expensive, Try ignorance"

"I'm an agnostic dyslexic insomniac. I lay awake all night wondering if there really is a dog"

And I love all those all those Darwin and Christian fish They Keep one upping each other. I'm always looking forward to who will come out with what next

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