February Captioning Contest

[HenOnAJuneBug]

Dog: "Why me, God?"

Hen: "No, I'm not going to smile. When you're done playing paparazzi, pull up some weeds so I can find some bugs."

Crayfish: "Stop calling me cray cray! It's NOT funny!"

Rooster:
"I think that I shall never see
a poem as lovely as a tree
Poems are made by fools like me,
But only God can make a tree."
[polite applause]
"Thank you, Joyce; thank you Kilmer. That's all for today, girls. Carry on."

 

[ChickLover33]

Dog: "I am really liken' this!" "Can this be my new bed?, Please?, Please?"

Cray: "Please put me back in the water!, I want to be back in my home"

Rooster: "I am the biggest, the bravest, and the best!, I should be winning all prizes"

Hen: "Where oh where can I find a healthy snack?, I need to lose a bit of weight" "Oh, perfect, a garden will do!" "Lets see here, I should be able to find some healthy bugs to eat here......"

 

[ChickLover33]

When does this one end?

I am guessing end of February? Thats what it says in title....

 

[Shadowfire]

When does this one end?

I am guessing end of February? Thats what it says in title....

Since it was started in February (Feb. 10) it ends March 10- nice captions this round!

 

[ladybugchickenfarms]

Dog- I think I'm just gonna... lay here. Honestly, that walk to the food bowl was exhausting. Oh, this is your bed? Meh, don't care. I walked all the way to the food bowl, how many times need I say it before you people understand?
Hen- Were you following me again? Seriously! Can't a hen get a moment to hog all the worms to herself in this backyard?
Cray Fish- Put me down, human. Put me down. Unless you've forgotten I can pinch you. I can remind you if you like...
Rooster- I really like to wake up my owners at 2 am! I like to scream to all the world, 'I HAVE A VOICE AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!'

 

[Shadowfire]

Dog- I think I'm just gonna... lay here. Honestly, that walk to the food bowl was exhausting. Oh, this is your bed? Meh, don't care. I walked all the way to the food bowl, how many times need I say it before you people understand?
Hen- Were you following me again? Seriously! Can't a hen get a moment to hog all the worms to herself in this backyard?
Cray Fish- Put me down, human. Put me down. Unless you've forgotten I can pinch you. I can remind you if you like...
Rooster- I really like to wake up my owners at 2 am! I like to scream to all the world, 'I HAVE A VOICE AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!'

Awesome captions

 

[ladybugchickenfarms]

Awesome captions

Thank you

 

[MelissaRose]

"I honestly don't know why you had to wrap me in this blanket..."

"I don't want to be held right now! but, since I'm being held I'd better just make the best of it.... wait a second!! the last time I pinched her she put me back in my cage. Now I know how to make her drop me"

"What? I'm just pecking this bug! you really don't need to take a picture of me"

"Yes, I know that I'm very handsome. You humans have taken about a hundred pictures of me!"