Feeling goofy!

[FrenchHen]

So, if you could create an imaginary chicken product, what would you call it and what would it do?

Introducing:

Cluck Cluck B-Guck!

An odor neutralizing spray that vanishes the poo away!

 

[el pollo loco]

I'd have to make the Shush-O-Matic ... a cone that surrounds them to silence the annoying roosters that crow and wake the neighbors at 3:30am.