FERMENTED FEEDS...anyone using them?

[Beekissed]

Bk, jinks on the "diaper" thing!

Had to run to the toilet before I peed my pants!

Again.

 

[LeslieDJoyce]

I'm laughing so hard Gust had to give me mouth-to-mouth.

 

[Beekissed]

That wasn't mouth to mouth, he was just checkin' to see if you had a hotdog lodged in your airway...he told me he lurvs hotty dogs and will even lip lock LJ to get one,under the guise of saving her life. Shhhhhhh...don't tell him I told you..that was told in confidence.

 

[Beekissed]

You know darn well someone is out there right now frantically writing down all these good ideas we are giving them....

 

[kpgoldstar]

Thanks! Is that a 1/2 per hen or for all of them? And that is the total amount for the day not per feeding, right?

I feed 1/2 c per hen per day. The 4 of them get about 1 1/2 c in the morning total to share, then a scant over 1/2 c in the afternoon when they get let out to free range. I live in the parched desert so my ranging consists of grass, weeds, dirt, rocks and the occasional bug.

 

[Ms Jellybean]

Don't forget the rhinestone studded designer diapers that come with that set. Bonus! What, what!

Would that be chicken diapers? I've seen some fancy diapers for ducks and hens. Can't people just let birds be birds?

You know darn well someone is out there right now frantically writing down all these good ideas we are giving them....

You know it!!

I feed 1/2 c per hen per day. The 4 of them get about 1 1/2 c in the morning total to share, then a scant over 1/2 c in the afternoon when they get let out to free range. I live in the parched desert so my ranging consists of grass, weeds, dirt, rocks and the occasional bug.

Thanks!

 

[LeslieDJoyce]

   That wasn't mouth to mouth, he was just checkin' to see if you had a hotdog lodged in your airway...he told me he lurvs hotty dogs and will even lip lock LJ to get one,under the guise of saving her life.  Shhhhhhh...don't tell him I told you..that was told in confidence. 

We play that game in both directions. He thinks I don't know he only loves me for my food. So I'm always sure to be eating something.

I steal his bone in the morning so he'll snuggle with me before we have to get up.

He's almost got me fully trained.

 

[Beekissed]

Would that be chicken diapers? I've seen some fancy diapers for ducks and hens. Can't people just let birds be birds?

You know it!!

Thanks!

Nope...that's too simple and pure. Must create drama and problems so we can justify living.

We play that game in both directions. He thinks I don't know he only loves me for my food. So I'm always sure to be eating something.

I steal his bone in the morning so he'll snuggle with me before we have to get up.

He's almost got me fully trained.

He's been watching Cesar Milan again, hasn't he? That dog!

 

[Tikkijane]

I thought of a few "ad ons".

Put a scoop/strainer/stirrer & a FF trough in the bucket (telescoping?). Sell it as the "Fermented Feed Starter Kit." 

Put a couple handfuls of alfalfa in the bucket with the feed, and call it Fermented Pasture.

Put it in a CUTE bucket and sell it in Target right next to the "method" brand soaps & stuff. 

Put it in a Euro Cute bucket and sell it at IKEA.

Put it in an upside-down looking bucket and sell it at MOMA. 

Put it in an orange bucket and sell it at Home Depot.

And let's not forget those wee little coops now available at Sam's Club and Costco. We can call it "The All-In-One Chicken kit-just add water and chicks!" Sell it at TSC and include the chicks (although I'm not sure the required 6 would fit in those coops); change the verbiage to "Just add water! "

I love the fermented pasture- could also do "Magic pasture in a bucket- just add water! "

Seriously, we need to trademark this thread so we can get our share of the royalties when it hits store shelves.

 

[Tikkijane]

Wedding FF???    STOP!  Yer makin' me cry down m'leg!!!!    

The small print...... [COLOR=FF0000]CAUTION[/COLOR]: Do not throw contents of bucket on bride and groom as they leave, could cause bald spots until hair regrows. 

But.....but....why not? It's eco-friendly! I mean, wild birds can eat chicken food......