perchie.girl
RIP 1953-2021
I literally had to file an insurance claim in order to fix the numerous hoof marks on my black car. I'll never forget the agent that inspected the damage: "I'm sorry, ma'am, did you just say that GOATS did this?... Were they wild goats?"
Wild goats? No, you idiot. These are goats that I bought and paid for. Why? Because apparently I'm an idiot too.

The other day mom called grandma to tell her someone had stolen her licence plate.... Or so I heard from half the conversation.... I thought... hmmm Licence plates are worth money to somoeone who has a stolen car... Later on that day mom called me and told me she warned the neighbors that someone was going though and stealing licenses... Then she said something Odd..... "... the tag just looked like someone tried to chew it off".... I said "mom... you mean they stole your tag not your plate?" "yep its all mangled" remembering the recent trip up to the house we took where I went in to clean cat box and feed... "OMG mom I know who stole your license tag.... it was Rikki" Little reprobate.... I caught him one time trying to steal the one off the truck. He got whacked for that.
Cost me 30 bucks to replace the tag. I realllly have to get my goats contained.... I really do.
deb