Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

[Manic J]

......... the flock plans an intervention so you'll spend more time with humans.

 

[little farmer]

When you send 'Bird and the girls a postcard when you are on vacation and you can picture the look on your mail ladys face when she sees in the addressed to line: The fluffy butts of Frost Road.

Worse yet? You mom who is chicken sitting for you takes the post card out to them and shows it to them!!!!!!

 

[cluckcluckgirl]

. . . . you start speaking "chicken".

x2.
And when no matter what you wear, they know it's still you, even when your dog doesn't.

 

[Manic J]

......... you've worn out yer welcome at the coop.

 

[little farmer]

~ when they know your voice
~ when you want to start a mealworm breeding colony for some snacks for them.
~ when most of the pictures on your camera are of them.

 

[Help_battery_hens]

you ring your friends to tell them Gina the bald rescue hen is FINALLY growing some new feathers!

 

[Manic J]

......... you understand the "looks" they are giving you.

 

[Help_battery_hens]

when you go down to the coop at midnight to hand up cabbage and corn on the cob and mealworms in the troughs so they wake up to a nice surprise in the morning

 

[mfpif16]

when, for christmas, you get a heater base, two books on how to raise chickens, the movie chicken run, and a bag of dried mealworms.

 

[Manic J]

.... you are planning how you will go up one spot in the pecking order.