Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

[insanity]

he's so pretty,lucky you. I wish I could get a roo.

 

[Masonicflock]

You are trying to figure out how to sneak a few more (cough cough) chickens into your flock even though your better half knows EXACTLY how many you have.

 

[chickenladylaur]

each of your chickens personalities reminds you of a different person that you know

 

[mfpif16]

you constantly have scratches on your hand from your hens perching on your hand.
you announce to your spainish class that you have chickens. We're practicing tener, which means to have, and one of the questions was, "do you have any dogs or cats." I said, "I have a dog and two hens."

 

[Princesszelda]

each of your chickens personalities reminds you of a different person that you know

...and then you're telling a story about a chicken (as usual) and you forget that the chicken you're talking about was named after the girl you're talking to.

 

[chickenladylaur]

YES! I always name chickens after my friends too! haha

 

[Princesszelda]

...they cluster around you for a massage...you can't dig a hole without it filling full of chickens...you've taught your chickens to "jump up", "sit", "come here" ...you leave the bedroom window open a crack to hear if the chickens need you...

 

[Chipper]

When you call your "other half" by the same name as your best laying hen. ( This is never good !! )

 

[little farmer]

...they cluster around you for a massage...you can't dig a hole without it filling full of chickens...you've taught your chickens to "jump up", "sit", "come here" ...you leave the bedroom window open a crack to hear if the chickens need you...

Haha!! My hens come when I call and they know high five and stay.

 

[GardenGal]

When you read a great story about someone who had a 135 chickens and try for a moment to figure out how you could work that many on your property - even though your property is 100' square lot and you live in town.