Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

Quote: Yep.

~when you're found chasing your hens around the yard for your food.
~when different kinds of feeds have their own bin. (ex-- Chicken feed, supplementary feed, and treats)
~when you make them an egg
~when you are frantically trying to herd all your chickens into their coop minutes before church
 
Or the whole sandwich after they help themselves to the first half. Then go make yourself another
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Haha, exactly.
 
When you dream about them laying eggs under logs. Then wake up in the morning grab a coffee to take and drink in the coop whilst hunting for the dreamed about eggs under all the logs!
 
When the hopping chicken at my feet manages to snatch what I am eating and I think it is so freaking cute instead of an annoyance.

When a tired little chicken (tweenager) lays its head and neck across my leg and falls asleep and I can't move until it wakes up on its own. (Same reason to be stuck in a chair when the cat is asleep on your lap. Must not disturb sleeping critters.)
 
When you are at a restraunt and the waiter asks you if you wanna box for your food and you say, " Yea, sure! My chickens will eat it." And he looks at you like your from a different planet
 

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