- Aug 9, 2011
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You sell your house and buy bigger land so you can have more chickens. I'm a nut
Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."
- Thread starter Nifty-Chicken
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- Jun 20, 2011
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You make them a nice dinner and only have a bowl of cereal for yourself.
- Jul 25, 2010
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When you constantly argue that chickens are cuter than bunnies
...your cell phone pics contain more chicken pics than kid pics! no foolin'!
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OMG, that's funny.
My JG was pecking at my BO this morning and not sharing the cantaloupe guts I had put out. She really nailed her hard a few time so I pulled her aside and was scolding her. I was saying "Don't pick on your Sister! I'm not going to let you eat if you pick on your sister! It's not nice and it's not called for." And of course my JG was trying to get away from me to get back to her eating.
Someone walked by and cleared their throat loudly and I thought, Ugh. I hope someone doesn't think I'm yelling at my child. OH wait, THEY ARE MY CHILDREN! I fully expect child protective services to be at my door when I get home tonight.
I might have some explaining to do!
And I guess I'm not alone for scolding during snack-time! The other day I called Idabel by her full name: Idabel [our last name]! Idabel is the worst for stealing her sisters' snacks! >.<
OMG, that's funny.
My JG was pecking at my BO this morning and not sharing the cantaloupe guts I had put out. She really nailed her hard a few time so I pulled her aside and was scolding her. I was saying "Don't pick on your Sister! I'm not going to let you eat if you pick on your sister! It's not nice and it's not called for." And of course my JG was trying to get away from me to get back to her eating.
Someone walked by and cleared their throat loudly and I thought, Ugh. I hope someone doesn't think I'm yelling at my child. OH wait, THEY ARE MY CHILDREN! I fully expect child protective services to be at my door when I get home tonight.
I might have some explaining to do!
And I guess I'm not alone for scolding during snack-time! The other day I called Idabel by her full name: Idabel [our last name]! Idabel is the worst for stealing her sisters' snacks! >.<
- Jun 19, 2011
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your debit card, has a picture of a chicken on it...
your nickname is chicken lover...
you had to buy new boots, cuz the old ones are all pecked out and pooped up...
you constantly look anywere and ask anyone if they have chickens for sale...
your dream is to have a HUGE chicken coop and a million little girls!
you can't go a day without thinking anout chickens!!!!!
JUST A LITTLE ADDICTED!!!!
DD
your nickname is chicken lover...
you had to buy new boots, cuz the old ones are all pecked out and pooped up...
you constantly look anywere and ask anyone if they have chickens for sale...
your dream is to have a HUGE chicken coop and a million little girls!
you can't go a day without thinking anout chickens!!!!!
JUST A LITTLE ADDICTED!!!!
DD
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I'm supposed to have pics of the kids.
I knew I was forgetting something.
I'm supposed to have pics of the kids.
- Jul 13, 2010
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when you start seriously shopping for chicken diapers...
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You plan their meals before your own!
You plan their meals before your own!
- Aug 11, 2011
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when you put up a tent in the chickens run to check on them during the night
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