Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

[PrairieChickens]

Quote: Since ya asked http://www.zazzle.com/chickentown

 

[TallChickMagnet]

Since ya asked http://www.zazzle.com/chickentown

 

[Mountain Momma]

When your six year old pipes up at the dinner table with "Do you know what the word for the highest number is?" And he gets absolutely no attention until he says "bock is the word for the highest number!" and then suddenly he is the most amazing child that ever participated in a conversation!
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[Mr MKK FARMS]

When you find your self hugging a chicken!

 

[PrairieChickens]

When you find your self hugging a chicken!

...at least three times a day

 

[Mountain Momma]

When you find your self hugging a chicken!

...at least three times a day


...in bed

 

[PrairieChickens]

Quote: That's starting to sound a bit naughty.

 

[CluckyCharms]

You know you're addicted to chickens when...

...you start taking well-known songs and singing them the wrong way.

I really don't want to lay,
Chicky it's cold outside
I'd like some nice warm hay,
Chicky it's cold outside
I only just came by to say...
Been hoping that you'd drop by
...so thankful I'm free from lice.
I'll hold your comb it's just like ice,
My mother will start to worry,
Bagawker, what's your hurry?
My father will be pacing the coop
I think I've just stepped in your poop
So really I better scurry
Bagawker, please don't hurry
Well maybe just a half a scratch more

The neighbors might tell me to scat
Chicky it's cold outside
Say...what's in this scratch? .....and so on and so forth.


OR

"Ma ma ma Myyy Serama"

OR

"Don't cha wish your chicken would ba-gawk like me? Don't cha wish your chicken had a beak like me? Don't cha....don't cha?
Don't cha wish your chicken had a craw like me? Don't cha wish your chicken had a run like me? Don't cha... don't cha?



...make it go away!

 

[TallChickMagnet]

You know you're addicted to chickens when...

...you start taking well-known songs and singing them the wrong way.

I really don't want to lay,
Chicky it's cold outside
I'd like some nice warm hay,
Chicky it's cold outside
I only just came by to say...
Been hoping that you'd drop by
...so thankful I'm free from lice.
I'll hold your comb it's just like ice,
My mother will start to worry,
Bagawker, what's your hurry?
My father will be pacing the coop
I think I've just stepped in your poop
So really I better scurry
Bagawker, please don't hurry
Well maybe just a half a scratch more

The neighbors might tell me to scat
Chicky it's cold outside
Say...what's in this scratch? .....and so on and so forth.


OR

"Ma ma ma Myyy Serama"

OR

"Don't cha wish your chicken would ba-gawk like me? Don't cha wish your chicken had a beak like me? Don't cha....don't cha?
Don't cha wish your chicken had a craw like me? Don't cha wish your chicken had a run like me? Don't cha... don't cha?



...make it go away!

 

[PhipN FarmGirl]

When you design and activate an individual poultry physical therapy...

This young brown leghorn cockerel required crop surgery and physical rehab from near death.
I still miss my trouser sock!

That is SO sweet!! How nice of you to do that for the little guy. Is he better now?