Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

[chickencrazy429]

when you can tell from the street above your house which chicken is squawking.

 

[chickenalfredo]

You drool when you see one but do not have one

You go to the feed store a lot just to see their little chickies

Everyone at school knows you're chicken crazy

You yell at everyone about chickens

You randomly check hatchery availability even though you know you won't be able to get any

If you could get them, you would have at least 100

You wear chicken shirts

Your budgies argue about who would be the first to meet the future chickens

You become a magic birdie!

You look up chickens on google or wikipedia

You are constantly planning coops...

...And picking out chicken breeds

You watch chickens on Youtube

You spend at least 3 hours on BYC every day

You wait 113 days...

... and counted down for the day you get your chicks...

....just to be told you can't have them

You have dreams about chickies

You go to animal shelters just to see their chickens

That's me at least.

Thats so sad you cant have any!! It took me a year and a half to convince my parents to let me get some.

 

[mckeesbackyard]

...your very 1ST COOP cost way more than you planned, it's not finished yet but you already have sketches of the 2ND COOP you want built for your birthday in a month, & your husband teasingly theatens to file a divorce because you just started talking about what the 3RD COOP would look like!

 

[Chickies4ever]

When right when you get home from West Virginia your French exchange student says, " Now you can see your chickens!"
You run inside put your bag down and go up to the chickens

 

[gryeyes]

When you put in an offer on a second piece of property - not selling the first - for a place to move most of your flock so you don't have to keep getting rid of your roosters.

 

[Chickies4ever]

When you are trying to write eyes but you write eggs cause of a force of habit.

 

[Nutcase]

When you see a property for sale and start planning a new coop - and a duck pen - and your roosters' names...

 

[gryeyes]

When you see a property for sale and start planning a new coop - and a duck pen - and your roosters' names...

You got that right!

 

[chickencrazy429]

When you are trying to write eyes but you write eggs cause of a force of habit.

What?!

 

[chickencrazy429]

when you want to bring your chicken to the soccer game....

when they have their own harness and leash
when you might have to write a letter to the neighbors cause the chicks keep raiding their bird feeder.....