Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

[hannakat]

.....you prepare and deliver a platter of fresh greens, cheese, BOSS, and home grown meal worms to the chickadees every day.

 

[bigb-71]

When you come home from work and your wife is wearing a chicken suit so you will spend time with her!!!!!!! and yes this really happened!!!

 

[sbarab]

Your flowerbeds no longer exist. And you're thinking of planting fodder feed instead of a fall garden.

 

[mothrhen]

OR, when your SO is due home in an hour and you quickly do some dishes, laundry or ANYTHING that makes it look that you've done something besides look at chickens all day!

 

[Kountreefok]

Quote:
Ouch!

 

[Kountreefok]

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2x

At least I don't expect Honey home till about dark!
And, hey, that garden harvesting I need to do...I can bring a chicken bucket with for "culls."

 

[duckinnut]

When you wife asks you if your attending your childs activity(fill in whatever) and you ask" We have children?".

When you have managed to end up on Animal Planets "Animal Hoarders".

 

[ItsAZOO32]

you yell at your children for messing up the chickens food/water..

you've helped a baby hatch by snuggling it in your clevage

 

[pooh731]

your waiting for your first egg to be layed.

 

[simplysophie]

"You know whenever your addicted to chickens whenever you beg your mom on a daily basis to:
A. Get more
B. Take one (or all) to petsmart
C.Give them all baths
And you daydream about one day owning a farm so you can own all the roosters and unwanted chickens on Craigslist.

God in his goodness gave us chickens.