Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

[remadl700]

You get mad at the kids for throwing away food scraps in the trash...

When you have an established pickup route for table scraps with family and friends...

When you barder for fresh milk with eggs and a couple of poults...


When you can't sleep because your trying to improve the coop design...


You will wake up and grab the shotgun if there's a ruckass in the coop but your kid's can't shake you awake in the morning...

When people ask how many chickens you have and you really don't know.....

 

[TheSpiceGirls]

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Oh, TOTALLY!!! My DH is about to kill me cuz I never wanna go anywhere anymore.

 

[BarredCometLaced]

When you convince your parents that the sq foot per chicken is actually higher then it is so that they will make the run bigger.

 

[CANDLE98]

Everyone at work calls you the crazy chicken lady

You lose track of how many chickens you actaully have

You brood them in the bathroom and have to clean the "dust" off the fart fan!

Even though you have too many to count you still look at the eggs for sale

You give up your garden to the chickens because you don't want to pen them up when it's hot out

 

[ReikiStar]

You leave a party early so the chickens will have enough free ranging time.

 

[puffmuff]

you have 43 dozen eggs in the fridge downstairs.

you go check on the eggs in the incubator only to have my husband catch me clucking to one of the eggs that was chirping. He never said a word. Very smart man. There I was cluck, cluck, clucking away - like a good mother hen.

 

[Papa Rooster]

You go to a chicken auctions and buy everything just to come back the next week and say you lost all of yours and buy more. even though every1 knows there outside free ranging as you speak.

 

[okiedrifter]

you check this forum BEFORE you start the coffee in the morning and just after you kiss your honey goodnight

 

[Papa Rooster]

youve shot yourself in the foot with a bb gun just to win a bet for a chicken

 

[upstateNYandy]

You know you're addicted to raising backyard chickens when...you find yourself talking to them(for more than a few minutes)in their language & they answer you.