Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

[Attila the Hen]

You have one that sleeps with you on a perch above your bed.

Okay, I think you take second prize to the tattoo.

 

[acemario]

...your wife tells you that you need to pull out of a strangers driveway and you say, "You can chicken stalk wherever you want! It's not illegal!"

 

[acemario]

When driving long distances for work I know every house that has chickens.

And you drive slower than your eighty year old neighbor because you are intently looking in all the backyards for chicken coops/signs of chickens!

 

[maggs470]

...when chicken nuggets are no longer appealing to the little ones and they run to count their chickens! LOL

 

[mehzibus]

when you expect friends calling on the phone to say hello to the 'girls', and hold the phone out to the chooks, waiting for a mutual 'cluck'.

 

[maggs470]

...when your house looks like a chicken coop and the chicken coop looks like a MANSION!!

 

[Hezekiah]

1. When you start your on and only hatchery on the Island of Maui dedicated to providing chickies of all shape sizes and colour, www.halemalufarms.com www.facebook.com/eggbarron
2 also when you corner the market and everyone starts calling you the eggbarron
3 when you turn you 400sqft garage into a brooder box,
4 when you have clients that come to buy your chickens and not the local feed store,
5. when the feed store calls to ask you if you have any more chicks for sale
6 when u set up a chiar just outside your brooder and have company over just so you can have tea out by the chickies...lol
just for starters!!!

 

[Hezekiah]

Teresa is this you?

 

[mschazz]

1. guys at the feed store know you by name due to all the chicken treats you buy
2. people at work ask how many chickens you have brought with you to your apartment in the city
3. you have to look under your car to clear all the chickens, before you start it
4. your water hose sits by the front porch so that you can wash all the chicken poop off before walking on the porch
5. you shoot all possible predators in the yard and sky,,neighbors keep wondering where their cats are disappearing to.
6. you keep sunflower seeds by the door so that first thing in the morning when the girls start pecking at the door you can give them treats
7. your chickens use the doggie door as much as your dog
8. the newly hatched chicks follow you around instead of their chicken mother
9. you warm up leftovers for the girls in the winter, you cook oatmeal for them in the winter, your husband eats cold cereal.
10.of course there is a special crate for them by the wood stove, in the house, until they are feathered, or 4 months old, which ever comes first.
11. Yes, there is Always room for one more!!!

 

[Ilovemyduckies]

You know you are addicted to chickens.....

You start dreaming about eggs and chicken coops (last night )
You get on the computer and go straight to byc. Then you move and an eggs rolls to your side and you think "Oh yeah, I was just supposed to check the date to mark these!" BYC is just too addicting