First Born Son **will trade for Marans eggs** BC's only please

[tiki244]

Hes adorable!!

 

[Mom 2em All]

I will trade my almost 16 y/o son for this one. In fact, I won't even keep him. Just until he grows taller than me, and hormones kick in- then I will return him.

Mine doesn't require new clothes. he wears his pants below his butt, and they are full of holes. He has worn the same size pants since he was 12. *at least it appears that way*

He is delusional in that he thinks he is of Royal descent. Would probably like to be referred to as, "Prince" or "King". Doesn't think his 'bodily waste' stinks. Doesn't do much more than be a speedbump. Cleaning is not his thing- nor is picking up after himself. Good for a family that has maid service.

Deal?

 

[minifarm8]

Forgot to mention he also comes with piles of dirty dishes, reluctance to get out of bed before 11, and an inability to find anything (especially if it's right next to him). He would love to play guitar with your DH. If you mean the game rock band, not so much, but he does play in two live rock bands (one plays "oldies"; the other their own sound - alternative metal).
Thanks for the offer of the girls, but think I'll pass - one person with mood swings is enough for our household (especially when accompanied by hot flashes )

Shoot! My DH might trade me if he gets to play in the alternative metal band! Kidding... he wouldn't be able to find anything either.​

 

[emmalynn]

Ya'll are killing me. This post is just too funny. I wouldn't trade my kids as they aren't at the irritating stage yet. But I did think you would enjoy a plaque I saw recently.

As a mother of a teenager, I now know why animal mothers have been known to eat their young.

I would be willing to loan one of my attention needy children to someone willing to scare their teenagers into birth control.

 

[Msbear]

Don't be jumpin on my thread, y'all and offering up your goods!! How rude!!

Mine is only two and not very big, but we expect him to grow to be very tall and strong ...big hands and feet He is not completely housebroken yet but it is a work in progress. When you tell him to do something, he replies with the most wonderful

shrill scream... just like an angel. And did I mention he loves to rearrange your drawers and closets. The is a real bargain, people.

 

[silkieluver_07]

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And I'm close enough to pick him up!

Too bad he's not a girl.....I've always wanted a sister.

 

[Mom 2em All]

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I offered a trade...not the same as jumpin...but close.

 

[Oblio13]

This is your lucky day. I'm willing to deliver a coop filled with Black Coppers and a Demon Child. Er, I mean a Chicken Keeper. Yeah, that's what I meant. If you can train him to put toilet seats down and close doors, you can send him back after college if you like.

 

[conny63malies]

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Trade you for TWO 17 yo daughters. They also come with drivers license' they won't use and attitudes. Plus, I'll throw in the mood swings for free!

Yours can play guitar with my DH. Does he play rock band?

I throw in my 4 step DD's they 19,18,15,11.Some with license one pregnant, wont work and bad attitude.

 

[blasto]

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No eggs to trade, but I would be willing to swap your 2yo for mine! In fact, yours looks like he belongs to me anyway--whereas people always ask me if I am the babysitter when I am out and about with my little guy

Mine does not scream when asked to do something, he just refuses to make eye contact and very matter-of-factly says *NO!* because if he doesn*t look at you then he doesn*t have to do it

So....I*m not sure who will get the better end of the deal in this trade, but maybe yours will listen better to me and vice versa!