Dear Abby:
I am truly blessed today, I assume it is because I live an honest forthright lifestyle. Which leads me to my problem. I actually have few questions for you.
Today I gathered eggs, I have 3 turkey hens and I got 3 turkey eggs, I have never eaten a turkey egg as I consider them a blessing. I got a double jumbo turkey egg today, I assume it is a double yolk, I think it would be wrong to try and hatch it.
I have 2 Cream legbar hens that lay diamond encrusted eggs worth around $1500 a piece, truly a miracle, I m blessed.
Even more blessed is my beloved Guinea Hens. They have "dug" a nest in the sand and wood chips under the nest box, I got 5 guinea hen eggs out of it today, I have always prayed to know if I have 4 or 5 guinea hens out of my 9. Now I know. Surely this shows how blessed I am.
This afternoon miraculously while my DW was at work a new incubator showed up in our dining room. It looks just like my old one that has disappeared somehow, except this one has a fan and egg turner in it. When I first saw it there I put 2 thermometer in it to see if it works, and behold it works! and holds the temperature very tight between 99.7 and 99. on each end of the incubator.
And if this is not enough, It appears it is time to take Berts dressing off his foot as he is trying to walk and the dressing is hindering him, I may even move him outside tomorrow...
Now I find all these things to be signs of my good and humble lifestyle. The problem is my wife. She does not believe in miracles as much as I do....
So here are my questions:
Should I tell her about the new incubator that just showed up, chances are she will not notice it at least for a few days, at which time I can say, it has always been here?
If you think I should tell her, is it better to wait until Monday so I might have a more blessed weekend?
Should I offer her the double yolk turkey egg and tell her how much we would enjoy it if she made me an omelet out of it?
Thanks you:
signed
Vice President of Chickens Anonymous Central Minnesota chapter.
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