FOOD FIGHT!

[Ec_Prokta]

I toss Tendakraut at everyone!

 

[chickenbuddy]

...but you get saurkraut in your face thanks to mwaw

 

[Ec_Prokta]

I toss Mammoth Cheeseburgers at everyone!

 

[Marion]

I sling a big ole spoonful of grits into the frey!

 

[chickenbuddy]

I throw stale, under the car seat, never will decompose McDonald's french fries.

 

[Marion]

I toss in a melted (not in your hand) M&M for dessert!

 

[chickenbuddy]

I promptly whack you then with a slab of steak, then drench your hair in arby's sauce, slather your face in ranch and trip you with a spaghetti noodle.

 

[Marion]

I grab your ankle and plop you down into a bowl full of oatmeal, then paste your hair with mayonaise!

 

[chickenbuddy]

With my face still in oatmeal, I swing my leg around, snaggin yours and flip you into a bowl of wusabi, pull my face out of the oatmeal and splatter your back with potatoe salad

 

[Marion]

I crawl over to the fridge and grab a handful of leftover baked beans and smear them across your face, paying close attention to getting you a nostril full!